26 MARCH 2012Hmm where to start? Only tried two of the pillows before I dropped off, woke up about 6am local – Pusstin would be proud of me, waking up at his usual brekkie time. At this point I thought, have a look out of your window, why not? Nice patio door, small terrace and bright blue sky which was blotted out by the biggest ever private yacht I have ever seen. It's called Poseidon and puts all those Russian oligarchs to shame. Come along comrades ...

25 MARCH 2012 A new dawn and a new day ...... woken up all philosophical!Nice comfy bed last night, so slept really well. The mini bar was actually warmer than the room and would have involved a small mortgage to imbibe anyway. So just a cup of tea before bed last night. Didn’t risk robbing a bank, so I settled for my previous day’s uneaten ham and mustard sandwiches and stayed out of trouble. I look crap in a balaclava anyway – it messes up my...