CAPTAIN SLOG 83.13Up with the seagull's fart this morning! I had tried to order brekkie in the cabin but there was no service this morning.I decided to hit the buffet before the rush at 6.30 am. So did everyone else.I had to be at my gathering point by 8am so it was a little hectic. We were already docked in Port Everglades, the deck was wet, so it had rained at some point, and it was very warm and muggy.With a final look round I said goodbye to 7157 and...

CAPTAIN SLOG STARDATE 68.13Eric survived the night with one chance left, the Security man visited twice, so not only did he keep his room, he also kept his life and I was able to continue my holiday unimpeded!There was the usual limbo time between stages of a holiday, you don't want to do too much nor do you want to do nothing. The shuttle to Port Everglades and stage 2 of my holiday, was due to arrive at 11am. I went down and had brekkie, carefully slamm...

CAPTAIN SLOG STARDATE 67.13A few problems last night ....About 8.30, three loudmouths and a crate of beer moved into the room next door. Think it's Spring Break, when all the little college tossers and totties join together in an annual mating migration to Florida..... and three of the little t*** were next to me.Yeah, I know I went to bed early due my lack of sleep the night before, it was only 9.45.But .... I did not want to hear how much they wished t...

CAPTAIN SLOG STARDATE 66.14I've had a busy day and am knacked!My room was bloody freezing last night. I turned off the a/c earlier on but the room never warmed up. I ended up wearing my long sleeved top over the pjs. Very fetching.Whilst I was freezing my bits off I decided that I needed to buy another holdall. There is no way that the Miami Gestapo are going to let me through with an overweight case on the way home. So it was off to Sawgrass Mills I m...

CAPTAIN SLOG STARDATE 65.13Well, that was a crappy night's sleep. Thank God for my Jet Rest pillow! The pillows were all soft and squishy so had to abandon them. 6am came round far too soon and I dragged myself out of bed. One look at the breakfast sandwiches I'd brought with me was enough and they were consigned to the bin. I whipped the tea bags though as they were probably the only chance I'd have for a decent cuppa in Fort Lauderdale.I rang th...