Well well well,

Amsterdam definately lived upto its reputation as being one of the most liberal cities in the world. We arrived about 5pm and went and had tea before going to a live sex show! It was weird/hillarious/gross!

We managed to get ourselves in the front row so we were like half a metre from the stage. The first act was a chick that stripped then stuck a candle in her box |(the flame was out of her box not in it) and she did a wee dance without managing to burn herself - quite impressive really.

The second act was a pirate hooker that stripped and then got one of the guys from our tour up on stage and wrote on his chest with a vivid (the vivid was in her box)!

The third act was some old hag who had like 16m of ribbon tucked up her box and she danced around some poor innocent guy until all 16m had come out haha.

The next act was full on sex, it was HENIOUS! The guy couldnt even get it hard properly and the chick looked nervous as, she ended up on top dam near bending the poor b***** in half!

The final act involved about 5 people off our tour eating bananas out of a chicks box and off her boobs.

Jodie got a lap dance haha she wasnt entirely stoked about it. As we walked home we got to check out the red light district with its window displays of hookers. Quite a cool idea really, i think nz should adopt it haha.

The next day we had a good sleep in and then went for a walk about 11am, we had some lunch and met up with some people off our tour and went to a "coffee shop". We paid 6 euro for a chocolate muffin, and ate it. About an hour and a half later at some sex museum that we were at, i started feeling pretty fu**ed up! Then got the giggles for about an hour!

We started walking back to our hostel and randomly ran into Jared and Andrew, it was REALLY weird, i have no idea what i even said to them iz that baked. Basicaly felt like my head was in one world and my body in another haha. Me and clare went and ate pizza, i kept trying to take one bite but id take like 6 it was funny az.

We had our farewell tea that night, two people got that stoned they had to go home tho haha. We then had a canal cruise where we could drink as much as we wanted for free in an hour and a half - so we made a fairly good go of that before heading to a club.

I went home about 12am but my drunken companions didnt get home til 3am and were VERY sick yesterday haha.

Back in London now, tours all over which was quite sad saying bye to everyone but at the same time its nice to have some space again. Full of the flu, so hoping to get rid of it by sunday or i may get quarratined for swine flu haha.

Love yas all,

Talk soon

Kye xoxo