A night in Valparaiso

We visited a port town in Chile
Which was both historically rich and quite hilly
The street arts a treat
But dogs s*** in the street
And we had a night out that got silly

We bumped into a straight girl from Norway
In a pisco bar that same day
When Michael moved in
She said with a grin
I'm afraid that I'm actually gay

Michael was a nice man from Greece
But the Norwegian was as young as his niece
He came from down under
So there is no wonder
She wanted to call the police

Viviane's boyfriend looked as bored as can be
He stopped her from living with glee
She said 'He's from France
But i want to dance'
When he retired she shouted 'Im free!'

Lindsay caused a nightmare
And gave the bouncer in Fauna a scare
He said I've got clout
And I'll just chuck you out
If you refuse to get down from that chair

The Englishman got into a huff
When 10 piscos wasn't enough
The barmaid said its a pity
But we've searched the whole city
And we've completely run out of the stuff

At 3am new friends hugged goodbye
But the next day we both wanted to die
Lindsay said 'I'm too weak for the shower
And I blame pisco sour'
And then she proceeded to cry