First day of Bangkok, what an adventure. We taxied from the hotel to downtown because part of the train was closed. All trip advisories tell you to not ride on the tuk tuks because they rip you off, but we met someone named Bill and had a great day. We went to see some cool monuments and went around the downtown area. We met an American named Mark who travelled the world and obviously gave us many tips. We then went for a street dinner and went to a ping pong show. It was the most fascinated I have ever been with the female body ever. A ping pong show is like a mix between the strippers and an exhibitionist show. Girls show off the many talents that their female parts have. Like blowing out candles, shooting blow darts, or pushing out live gold fish. It was extreme to say the least. We also learned swears, thank you and cheers in Thai, so I'd say we are pretty solid on the language front! Oh Bangkok, you crazy city. All I have to say is: Oh my Buddha.