Funny thing happened at Waverley Station this morning when i went to purchase my ticket to Glasgow. I went into a news agent to get a paper to read and noticed a little packet with a cartoon loch ness monster on it. I picked it up thinking to was something for kids, like a toy you put in water and it grows to triple its size. The salesman kept shaking his finger at me saying no no no! That is when i realised it was a condom! I smiled sweetly at him and said 'what makes you think that i do not need a condom' He nearly collapsed with laughter