Went off to this fort called San Felipe de Barajas which was a lot better than we thought it was going to be. Was only a 10 minute walk from the hostel but was already 100 degrees so were pretty toasty. Turned up to be greeted buy this guy putting a sloth on me, pretty random little thing felt pretty weird and had mega sharp claws!! After meeting the sloth we wondered around the fort which was cool and then went down to all the tunnels and caves which were pitch black! Couldn't see anything and Laurie kept crying like a baby about being claustrophobic which was pretty funny! Wondered around town again not doing a lot and then just played ping pong in the hostel, the Chinese team better get worried!! Slept from 1700 to 05.30 which was weird and then got a bus to Santa Marta. Checked into this sweet hostel and then pottered around the town, was a bit of a dive but Joel was loving it. Some port to do with his work so all he went on about was his work and how he loves it, a gay!! Met some Aussie gimps in our hostel who didn't stop going on about getting coked up, so ditched them and then I schooled Joel and Laurie at pool drinking a fair bit. Chilled with some rank Canadian birds drinking a fair bit, Joel the lightweight went to bed with me and Bowles talking to random idiots who just talked about drugs!!