Wisconsin Dells is the "water park capital of the world" and home of "America's Largest Waterpark", Noah's Ark...and what a park it is! Spent the day on such rides as The Black Anaconda- "America's Longest Watercoaster", Timewarp, Slidewinders, Point of No Return, and, of course, "America's Only Looping Waterside"... the infamous and aptly named Scorpion's Tail. This ride entails being closed into a glass capsule, being subjected to a cruel and very public countdown, 3...2...1...at which point the floor drops out from underneath you and you begin to fall, then slide, then loop. A mere 10 seconds later you arrive at the bottom, soaked, disorientated and with a massive wedgie. Awesome! Thanks to Selma Sue for coming along, playing tour guide and driver. You rule!