cross over the road my friend, a speeding bus comes round the bend,large intestines have no end, cross over the road.
Paulo
Treehouse
Pot
Clean with red swirls on it
River
Canoe
Hey Vix,
How's it going....in 24 hours we will be on da plane.....i ain't getting on no plane!!!
Just leaving your mum to sort through the last bits now, she just nearly singed the hairs on my leg with a lighter!!! AAARRRGGGHH!!
Catch you soon :-)
Paul x
Kirsty
cottage
plastic
scratched with a broken handle
river
walk
cant wait to see wot my results are lol missin u loads mwaxxxx
Emma
Lighthouse
Metal
Shiny
Ocean
Walk Over iT
Theres my lil testy thing lol..Haha yes i can walk on water :D Howz things anyway? mum told me that uv bin ill..Get betta soon - she gave me n james our crimbo prezzies yesterday..How excitin :D Nuthin much is happenin round ere anyway so i cnt realli say anythin...soo luv ya n leave ya -x-
Analyse Me Baby Lol!!!nat
*test* jus correctin the last msg
Analyse Me Baby Lol!!!nat
Factory Brass rusty lake swim......... hey vix heres my psycho yesy answers thing...how do love, hope the travels are super....cyall soon xmwahx
Vixta
I must say I agree...."whats that comin up over the hill, is it a monster, monster??"-lyrical genius!!! How is everybody by the way!! Hope that you are all ok!!!
I have been thinking hard but I cannot arrive at any definite answer on this one-even though I proposed the topic!!lol.
Maybe:
Im gold baby,
Catch me in the slip stream, passin by the fools, who just dont know,
Pure gold, baby,you're lookin at the real thing,
And if you knew my worth, you wouldn't let go,oh no....
Or maybe...
I tried to discover, a little somethin to make me sweeter,
Oh baby refrain from breakin my heart,
Im so in love with you, I'll be forever blue,
But you give me no reason, you know youre makin me work so hard,
That you give me no,that you give me no,that you give me no soul.
I hear you calling,
Oh baby please,
Give a little respect, to me!!
But there again, I quitr like a bit of...
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you....
Ahhh...But then theres always-
Tell me, did you fall from a shootin star?
Did you make it through the milkyway to see the lights all faded,
And that heaven is over-rated?
And tell me,did Venus blow your mind?
Was everything you wanted to find?
And then you missed me while you were lookin for yourself out there....
I'll prob think of another ten by the next time I post, the beat goes on...la de da de dee, la de da dee da...lol.
But Hark! No take that I hear thee cry!
Dont be so ridiculous-of course there is some tt in the mix-I was just playin wit ya to see if you'd notice!lol.
OOO...quick psychological test for you all....please post answers in a list format so I can interpret them easily...It is important that you write the first answer that comes into your head!
START: Imagine that you are walking through a beautiful forest, when all of a sudden you turn a corner and see a building.What is the building that you see?
You walk a little further, and you see a cup standing on the floor in front of you. What material is the cup made from?
You take a closer look....what condition is the cup in?(or how would you describe it?)
A little further on, you come to a mass of water. What is it thr mass of water that you see?
Finally, you must now somehow travel past or through the mass of water. How do you do this?END
Example answer:(random-not my actual answer!)
Cottage
Wood
Beautiful
Lake
Swim.
I'll leave you all with that one-it will be very interesting to see how you respond!!!
luv yall-take care!!!
speak to you again soon!!
mwa xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Paulo
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died. Dido must be s***ting herself.
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I was never smacked as a child... well maybe one or two grams to get me to sleep at night.
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks?
My mum and dad are Scottish but they moved down to Wolverhampton when I was two, 'cause they wanted me to sound like a twat.
You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "s***, I wasn't listening...Self-raising?"
I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help".
I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the girl out of Cork...
Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along. Turned out it was a bloody hoax.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber"
Hey - you want to feel really handsome? Go shopping at Asda.
I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud "I've already got one!"
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
Natnat
"you to me are everything the sweetest song that i can sing oh baby......oh baby.....to you i guess i`m just a clown who picks u up each time your down oh baby.... oh baby.....you give me just a taste of love to build myhopes upon...you know u got the power girl to keep me holdin on......so now you got the best of me cum on and take the rest of me oh baby....." serenaded by natalie hey..u lucky devils!!!!!!!!XxXx
Paulo
Favourite lyrics (and for only one person):-
if i should die this very moment
i wouldn't fear
for i've never known completeness
like being here
wrapped in the warmth of you
loving every breath of you
still my heart this moment
or it might burst
could we stay right here
'til the end of time, 'til the earth stops turning
wanna love you 'til the seas run dry
i've found the one i've waited for
Hhhhhhmmmmm
hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm....lyrics, lyrics, lyrics......"whats that coming over the hill, is it a monster?is it a monsssstttttttteeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr??????whats that coming over the hill is it a monster???????........"but am gonna take u back 2 a bit of soul now....hows bowt "lets get it on,....lets get it on"yes yes its the god father of soul....no not james brown.....AL GREEN!!!!! oooooooorrrrrrr "sign ur name across my heart, i wan`t you to be my baby" its tezza (terence trent D`arby) a few classics there. vicky i think mother sheronas rite,u do regret this ja?? no i don`t think u do actually??at least u got a reply :-) x any1 who jus tuned in2 natalie fm....i hope its a joyous moment......thanx 4 jonin in the festivities lol x
Sharona
How about that old classic from Father Abraham....
Where are you all coming from?
From smurf land where we belong
Are you talking just like us?
No we talk with much less fuss etc etc la la la lalalalala la la lalalalala.....a genuine masterpiece!
OR
Where's your mama gone? Where's your mama gone?
Little baby gone, Little baby gone
Where's your mama gone? where's your mama gone?
Far far away
Far far away
Last night i heard my mama singing a song
OOOeee Chirpa chirpa cheep cheep
Classic! lol
Bet your goin to be sorry you started this thread vic?
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