It gets worse......now there's a bloke looking at dating sites!!! LOL
I'm going to get the bus now....so its goodbye for now from Forest Gump
X
Mummsy
Friggin Hell Vic.....it's going to take Inspector Gadget about four months to do your pics!!!!!
Yep, you guessed it...we are both sat next to each other at the computer terminal lol.
There is a delightful pic
of me, that will appear on the blog soon....i DO NOT perspire normally....it is gross...i am sweating like a pig....and looking like a scared rabbit in the headlight's!
Hope that you are feeling ok and looking forward to the rest now...take things easy for a few days when you find accomodation and recharge your batteries x
It has gone v.v.v. quiet on this site....where has everyone gone? Are you all hiding from us now? lol
Oh, yep...remember when you are calling me humpback and almond teeth....i have numerous stories to tell that could be very embarressing for you:)
Speak soon
Best get our butt's to the bus station soon!Another 5 hr journey but at least i have my extra strength Gas X now lol
Mummsy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Paulo
Oi Vicky, don't be so cheeky about the woman i love...her hump isn't that bad, and the teeth are not quite almond!!!! LOL
Just thought i'd drop a quick line to say hello before we set off back to NYC.....sat near to a woman who is talking to either the woman next to her, or the block two blocks away judging by the volume....these amercians need a mute button some times!!!
She's going outside now cos she "keeps losing her signal...." Someone tell her she doesn't even need a phone, just talk at normal level and they'll hear....LOL
Hope you've managed to sort somewhere to stay...let us know. And let us know when it runs out. If need be we can book you in with us at a hostel when we get there.....
Speak to you all soon...check out the photos on our site!!!
Paul x
Vix
Erm...before i even begin Mum...it wasnt even nat....I saw it on you are what you eat with Gillian Mckieth (the velocoraptor as colin and justin describe her!!)actually!!!lol.And it didnt even work...never trust a hump back woman with almond teeth-just jokin-I trust you implicitely mum!lol. Thats my revenge for posting messages about my toilet activity.hehehe!
ooo...and thanks for the Jonny wilkes pic, cheered me up for a while, and im glad that EGO(wherever Egos, I go!-gettit?!) has been havin a good time...especially with that flexible dude-that just made me feel dizzy!!!lol. Glad that you 2 are havin a blast too-just wish that I could work out how to post mine-there are some of legendary status I tell thee!hehehe. Sorry, you will all have to cope with the suspence!!!
Hello to Amber and Nic!! Good to hear from you! Im really sorry you guys I am literally being ousted from this very computer as I speak, as there are 20 peeps in this house now, and 5 of them are still waiting to go online-and it is now midnight!!! Its crazy!!!
hahahaha talkin of crazy, had Wagner the obsessive artist who is rather in love with me in for todays class....he didnt learn a damn thing coz he was too busy frieking me out...soon as I get outside I call Priscilla a "crazy fool" in passing, and he didnt stop saying it for the next half an hour!!
Benefit of that is that me and Priscilla had major jokes saying to him "that is you!" and he didnt even understand he just nodded!!lol. cruel, I know, but it was hilarious!!! hehehe.
I am going to attempt to do my email rounds tomorrow though before I leave the house (which I am dreading-I still dont know where I am going!!) so I will do my best to reply to all my emails on a personal basis!!
Going now am I!!
love you all lots and lots!!!
Amber, I am glad you are ok sweet, nearly had a seizure when I read the word meningitis! And Nic, RI will always be crap dont try and convince yourself otherwise hun!!! Email you both individually!!!
And everyone else......get your asses over here now!!!lol.
love you all very much indeed!!!
miss you all teribly-so much that I couldnt even spell good!!!hehe
take care
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Paulo
You're only jealous!!! Can everyone tell that there's more than one computer in the hotel???!!! LOL
Anyway, we are off to have a fight over the toilet now....or we'll probably just drink some Cava....note to Jen, Freixante is only $9, about 4.50quid, over here!!! In fact, there was a massive bottle for about $15!!!!
Mummsy
Don't you all just hate a man that brag's all the time!!!!!
Paulo
EEERRRRGGGHHHHH.....Sharon, not everybody wants to know the ins and outs of your bowel movements in the way i know about them....enema anyone?????
It took me three days for my body clock to catch up with my bowels, or rather the other way round, but now its back on track...in fact 3 times today!!!!
Mummsy
New Topic....POO!!!!!
Now i could give you pages of this one, but i will not hog the board and will just give you the my thought's on the matter!
Now poo is a strange thing....you do not want too much of it and then again you do not want too little...both can be very very uncomfortable...as i have recently found out!
One day i wandered into the bathroom to see Vicky holding her leg's up ...she claimed that Nat had told her that this helped to make the Poo move quicker and enabled a speedy and efficient transference....you will have to ask Vic if it worked!!!!
Anyway, now i have brought the tone down again...feel free to share your horror stories.
Loadz a love
Mummsy XXXXXXXXXXXX
Amber
Hello everyone im back.... i have spent my stinit in a & e's bubble wrap department and am now back fighting fit...ish! paul dont be horrible to nic, they bought her nice pressies cos they love her of course!!!!!!!!!!! so whats the current random topic de converstatione?? please let me know so i can exercise my font of useless knowledge!!!!!!!!
ambzzzzz xxxxxxxxxx
Paulo
Nix,
Bet they used their staff discount for your presents!!! LOL
Speak to you all soon
Paul x
Nix
Hello my lovely!!
well it was the last day at river yesterday and i was surprisingly upset, however they did manage to club together to get me some nice jeans, a jumper and a bracelet! maybe they weren't such miserable sods afterall!!
so now that ima lady of leisure u would expect me to be doing absolutely nothing, but with my mother that will never be the case. I believe she thinks im her personal cleaner, well she's got another think coming, thats for sure!!
but i do feel a little more relaxed, except for my the explosion of victims i have at the moment- 4 IN ONE WEEK!!! i do have a life!!
off to see the relatives at the weekend, with a slight difference this time, sam is joined to meet the rest of the wierdo's in our family, lol!! i think he's scared and i think he probably should be!
on a not so good note, he's also not doing to good at the mo, think it's really hit home now, but we are going to manorca for my birthday hpefully, so that should be nice!!
o and by the way vix, i could never forget u, cheeky!! but we may have to change our house decor, as the pink utensiles in selfriges went into the sale!! boooooooooo!!!!!
missing u more than u think!! o can u recieve or read ur emails?????? cuz if so i'll send u a few...
LOVE U!!!!!!!!
Emma
Bloody hell vicky...
UPDATEEEE
Jesus, Lol, everythins ok here..
Piggy has been distroyed and Gucci is fine.
Missin ya loadz
Em xxxxxxx