Hi everyone, sorry i haven't posted for a while...i've been doing my Forest Gump impressions....i've suddenly got a silly American accent!!!!!
Hope it's all going well over there Vic, we'll be there soon!!!
Had a surreal moment yesterday...went in a shop (spent the usual half hour in there with your mum) and then when we came out there was the Army all over the place at the shop next door. We were looking perplexed when a local said "It's the Israeli bank, they've had an incident!" So there we were in the middle of a terrorism scare...well a bit of one, so we just walked away calmly!!!
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School daze....i went to a posh grammar school so i was a good boy....not!!!
Paulo xx
Kirsty
#channel 55 and a box of tissues that wot i use for my sexual issues
#oh the lovely davina havent you seen her or as nat likes to say have not you seen her lol
#i took a shat on david sneddons toilet
#come on now sing with me propa crimbo
#shes posh as fook,n i`m common as muck lol
(nat "you may not use my ruler as a limbo stick)
i used to get sent out n nat used to be naughty on purpose lol ay vix memba when we made that den near bredbury green n we found a dead squirrel i was like awwww vix was like hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha then we found a dead bird so that set her off again lol i also remember thae time jo n leanne were campin in jo's back garden n me n vix decided to sneak through he next door neighbours backgarden and dumbass here went bear foot and stood on a slug lol i was never in any off vickys class as i am not to bright lol but i do remember when rick lee pinched vixs bum n she smacked full force round the chop oh how that boy deserved it lol anyhu i best b off "hello bob" mwa mwa
Mummsy
Hi Vic XX
Just managed to hi-jack the comp...i threw four jonny foreignors to the floor to get to it lol
Been to see Statue of Liberty today....had to look at it with one eye...cos of the gammy eye, but my medicine cab came in very handy and i am now on the anti-biotics!
Ahhhh skool days...i have loadz a memories but i have to apologise to one person...she will never read this so i am ok lol
Theresa Dunleavy...i apologise for you being my sidekick for years...when i let off the skool alrms to get out of p.e...you took the rap!...when i went to the local gypo fair...i pushed you into the gap of a rocket about 30ft up to stop me falling out and you still came back to be my mate...and when i was using the girls toilets as a source of fun and amusement by swinging from them and they concertinad onto the floor....on top of you!...and i jumped over you to get out...you took the rap lol.....so poor theresa....i want to apologise! LOL
Too many stories for me to recollect...i could write a book re my naughty behaviour...so next topic lol.
Gotta go now and try and get hostels in other places...we are having a nightmare doing that one!
Paulo is about ot do our blog
Love to you all and keep posting on mine too:)
Mummsy
PS Vix let me know how you are getting on a s a p X
Natty
and for high skool,.........hmm, well i suppose the first memory was ms hopkins german in year seven, we was all sweet innocent little swots but she got f**kin terrorised by the likes of rik leigh and crew...ha.....and the whitney houston songs in science kirst????...........hahaha i jus remembered the funniest incidentb i`ve ever expeienced in my life....only involves kirsty really, bummer i kno....when me n r kirst got sent out of mr kurradys class room 4 doin partyboi...."i kno u girls feel like partyin, but u must consider that my classroom is not a discotheque, its not acceptable that u r doing the conga inside my class, now u girls may come back inside if u calm down and save ur partying for ur nites out"and wot was mine and kirstys reply ......"hahahahahahahahahahahahaha"(fits of laughter basically). erm oh the fall out over the pe mat as well.....stupid gurl kirsty.....stupid gurl haha! oo oo oo .....vix...."feed the birds tupence a bag...tupence tupence tupence a bag"(in a bald old womanish sort of way), or when we ventured outta skool for our dins n we ended up at mels....u must all remember...yiggy daggy fluggy wuggy tuggy schmuggy (i`m shakin my arms and legs like a ravin lunatic rite now...), avid merrion was just the best tho, i mean come on vix although it peckd ur head liken there was no tomorro...u kno u joind in occasionally.....in fact, i bet u can finish sum of these trivial avid classics?:
#channel 55 and a box of tissues.......?
#oh the lovely davina...?
#i took a shat on.....?
#come on now sing with me...?
#shes posh as fook,n i`m.....?
gotta go guys try n complete the quiz, only a few of u will be able 2 handle it LOL tata xx
Kirsty
hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm primary ha ha ha ill always remember p.g.l that swimming pool was f***in disgustin eeww it was like mouldy green n that drying place where you took your clothes when we'd been canoein etc it funkin stunk oh n leanne pretending to ave swallowed a fly we propa s*** it. nat you scared the livin day lights out of us when you got up in your sleep n started mumberling and as vix was in the top bunk above you i think she actually did s*** her self im sure i smelt it lol dont stop never give up hold ya head high n reach the top let the world see wot you have got bring it asll back to you lol our dance was mint he he il alw3ays remember when jo got gripped snoggin sean in the play ground ha ha ha that was hilarious hahaha just thought about the games we used to play "wendy house" and "wheres me pills" lol vix was alwaqys jerry springer oh those were the days n that spell thing ill never understand why they choose my natalie ay nicola maybe you could answer that one lol hhhhaaaaaaaa back to p.g.l on the way home hahahaha that horses willy vix hahaha jesus that was a biggen lol god if only we could go back it was so fun lol but its like thaqt and thats the way it is..........HUH!!! we were so lucky to ave all gotten in the same form im not even gonna bother writin about high school right now as im to sweaty as it is boiling im off for a shower and to think i only had one a christmas lol only jokin hehehe bubi missin ya vix mwa mwa mwa
Natty
hmmmm.....skool memories....r we startin with primary????yes...well i remember a few p.e. sessions in primary with the lil blue climbin frame thing n the horse box...our vix was jus useless at everythin!!!lol
n when emily n nicola put a bloody spell on me 2 die n i was ill the next day n they s**T it...n no it wasn`t a joke, i`m still emotionally scarred from it LOL!!!!!!
erm also a few pied piper incidents....everyone who really really wantd 2 b the star was rudely snapped back 2 reality when vix n jess was battlin it out for the main n we got the stinky singin narrator parts...but 2 b honest we couldn`t wrk it like vix could neways so we jus kept shoobydoowoppin our butts on an upturned stage box....haha.......
i suppose xmases was really funny 2, could never b bothered with all the sentimental mallark so jus nipped 2 the corner shop haha....was mentally distraught when 2 my horror ms ankers had me sussed!!!!!
all of kirstys sleepovers....please peeps....jus let it be....they don`t need 2 be shared up in here...
i went out with master cheshire n edwards as well..shock horror...embarrassment ...awww thts nasty...sorry lads
P.G.L, P.G.L, P.G.L,....."i coaxed it in, i coaxed it in, wid a can of tyza, n then i shoved it in the liquidiser"....
oo oo oo, vix...finish the ditty.....Ration of bacon,Ration of bacon...lol
all the jerry springer incidents on the tree memorial bench thingy...
the posh n becks of bredbury green primary???????gary n jo
well guys them were the days, thought i`d only do primary for now coz nic can share the memories then 2......i`ll do hi-skool another time as (in the words of mr kay) ooo...on this side me wrists are wreckin...tata x
Guess Who!!!!!
Hey nix!!! missed you hin-where u been??????tsskk....ignorin a vickle were ya!!!???lol. I love you babe-soz to hear that you had a crap hol!! Wait till I get home-Im gonna kick their asses for you!!!!!lol.
Yeh I remember all those things-ahhh, the good ol days, eh?lol.(but I have to agree, that Smith guy was some grade A friek!!!! lol)
So...Taz n Shaz aka the dynamic duo have embarked on their adventure...I think they may actually be on the plane as I type...just imaginin Mum ..."are we there yet???" Paul: "No...if my calculations are correct then we should be landing in exactly 4 hours, 46 minutes and 13.6 seconds, Sharon..."lol Only messin-but, you are a geek and you know it Paulo!"!!!!lol.
Amber-where are you? you have been a little quiet-are you ok hun??Mum told me that you need the dates for Oz-I am not neglecting this, but I am having trouble finding the exact dates-Did I not tell you?Im sure I did?! But, I will mail them to you as soon as I find them-Im onto it sweety!!Hope that things are ok!!!
Natalie, Natalie, Natalie-youre randomness never disappoints....the intestine thing was a giggle-it made no sense-but |I cant help feeling that it should hav ebeen a spleen(ey, a poet and I knoew it....)!lol.
And how about everybody else, Kirsty, Amanda, Lynz, Sis....you all been rather quiet!!!! Where you at?! lol.
I cant even start to write all the school memories...I do remember having custody of a certain part of Nats anatomy for quite a while...lol, and ello...Bob!!!lol.
Everyone else, input please-athankyou-ah!!
Haha Nat, before I forget, I customised my clothes the other day-I ripped my shorts so had to buy some sequins to stick over it-like I said, flying through that list like a goodun!!!lol
I will put you all out of your misery about the test thingy ,too:
The size of the building you saw resembles the amount of ambition you have (big building, big ambition etc)
The material the cup was made out of represents the strength/durability of your personal relationships(eg glass=weak.etc)
The condition of the cup represents your attitude towards the opposite sex(eg beautiful, broken/useless etc)
The mass of water you saw represents the quantity of your sex drive(eg puddle=small drive etc)
If you made physical contact with the water to cross it, this suggests that you are "gagging for it!"
I dont actually know if there is any evidence to substantiate these claims, but I just thought it would be fun-so dont all run to the phone to call a therapist or anything!!!!lol-oh yeah, I forgot, I am the therapist....lol!
Anyway, have to go,gettin evil eyed by numerous angry mutated volunteers, baying for my blood for using the computay for far....too long!
Hope that Mum and Paul have a safe and pleasent trip!
Hope that everyone else is fine and well-you all know that I love you all to absolute death, and miss you like crazy,right!?
Im really gonna try and update the blog asap-have loads and loads to say-gonna wait till everyones out though, as its gonna take a while!!!lol.
Luv you all loads and loads and loads!!!!!
xxxxxx stay safe and take care all of you-you may all be worried about lil ol me, but I worry about you lot, too, you know!!!!
xxxxxx
Nix
Well well well shaz n taz are now also off on their globe adventure, even more jealous now!!
Rally wish i could of gone on holiday with guy like u, most of all my vik!!
WEll mmmmmmmm.... skool memories!! i got loads of us guys in primary, especially me vik n nat!! hehe!! nat being in the higest spellin group, n my vik being a piper, hehe!! o n u cant forget the pada tennis tournament, sports day!! even tonight with the old folks, we were talkin bout mr smith the wierdo!!! lol!!!
Sorry i cant share the high school ones, as i was a reject n went to smelly marple hall!!
Right everyone u share yours as well!!
Hope to hear from u soon vik, miss my agony ant!!
take care sharon, gonna miss u two guys two!!
love the nic xxxx
Natty K...again
one more thing...the large intestine post was off me...was havin a bad day...x
Natty
NI-CO-LA................nice of u 2 join us dudette....hmmm...i forgot 2 read the msg board properly b4 i wrote so don`t really know the subject or wot 2 put....tata....x
Mummsy
awwww nic.....should have gone away with peep's like us lol!
Thanks to everyone who txt me today with good luck wishes and look after yourselves....lynzi, amber and nic.x
Next subject.....what sckoolmemories do ya all have lol....i know the answers to most of vic's!
I will be posting soon and Vix try and get some sleep and keep dropping the drug's in Phillipe's coffee!!!
Love ya loadz
Mummsy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Nix
Hey baby, u must think im a complete b**** as i am yet to write u a message, but i have been sending email until ur mum told me u dont have time to reply to them!!! well bak form my jolls mow, and i must say it was awful!! this was mainly due to the company being a complete let down, and me spending the majority of the two weeks on my own!! just had chance to read ur blog, anf it sounds like a whole new vicky, im so proud, ur really going all out out there!! much better than myself as i jumped off a boat on holiday and got stung by a bloody jellyfish, so never again!!
rather scared by the small randy children, dont think im completely comfortable with u being around them whilst performing their antics, hehehe!
bak here is poo, and of corse never drama free, i just wish more than anything that i had u here to share it with me! missing u more than words can write!!