Hark!!Is is a Natalie? A Natalie Jamieson??? Coz I am weeny bickle confused, as Nat K is not a mystery to me...unless shes just ******* with my mind-lord knows it is sensitive to these things!
If it is...then hello booby!!! I hope things are not so shabby at good ol next retail....well, as relatively unshabby as it ever could be-it is always bound to be shabby to some degree!lol. I have missed ya! How da heck hav u been!
You would have been so proud of me the other day- I cracked open a can of moose dance for the other volunteers when we were partaying- went down a treat!!!lol.
How is everyone else, too?
I would appreciate general chit chat about life as well as randomness on this board you know!(dont get me wrong-randomness is totally rad- but you know...shut up vicky!)
Had a bit of time to think on the 2 FRIEKIN HOUR journey to Ciads this morning, and me thinks that I have worked out what "believe you me" means-
I have cunningly deduced that it is a slightly messed up way of saying "believe me, you"(ie you should believe me) wierd....
But, alas, no sooner did I work out that little conundrum, did I randomly overhear some American guy saying "never say never"
(what?) You just did say never. Twice.Therefore you have effectively not never said never...double negative, I know, I know....ouch me head aches...lol.
I was, of course, duty bound to resolve this, also, and I think that it may be a more concise way of saying...wait for it....
"you should refrain from saying never, as it is rather deterministic, and does not account for factors that you cannot predict until you are faced with a particular situation..."
PHEW!! I can kind of understand why that 1 may have been shortened!!!lol.
Anyway, I am sure that you will all sleep that much better, safe in the knowledge that those little phrases have been decoded for you-although I am rather disappointed with you guys for not gettin any of yous own down on this funky lil board-there are literally hundreds of them to choose from- get on those thinking caps!(get up-a!Get on-a! Get on the scene- like a sex machine...to quote a lil bit of James Brown....lol.!
aww.....darn it, there is a frickin queue for da computay again, and I am gettin evil eyed from all directions, and I was gonna update my blog for yall just after this!!! I will endevour to do at least some of it tomorrow for yall-even if I have to stay up extra late or sumfink!!! But, dont worry, I have been a sad geek and written notes about what has happenned so I dont ommit anything!
You know what Im like-once around the goldfish bowl..and....nope, sorry, its gone!lol.
Emma? Did you get the email I sent you the other day? Mum said that you had been unwell so just wanted to say I hope you are ok! Or, are you just being an ignoramous and not replying on purpose!lol. Anyway, get well soon sis! mwa! x
Ps-hows my baby girl? You best not be lettin her on the table-remember-my wrath smells like scotch egg-you really dont want some of that shimmyin' on down your way!lol.
Anyway-Im gonna have to love you and leave you all again!Or Im gonna get attacked by an angry mob of eagerly-anticipating- computer-use volunteers...that would not be good!! Im kinda gonna need the efficient use of all limbs for the next year (and beyond!)
Take care everyone!
Speak soon! luv yall!
mmmwwwwwaaaa!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mysterykid.....
or i jus press return a couple of times before i write........yep, the more likely option....i am natalie, jus 2 giv it away!!!!!!
Mysterykid
because i am a heroine in my own right, thats why my writings special haha x
Paulo
Random subject......how does the mysterious poster get their posts out of line with everyone elses???????????????
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Oh Mysterious 1
haha u`ll never guess the face behind the power...........mwahahahahaaaaaa......mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa....XxXxXxXxXx
Paulo
Hey Vix,
I looked up Paraty on the net yesterday....techy whizzkid i am.....and it suggested it was a more cultural place!!! So how did you find the art galleries....next to the pub probably!!!
You might as well post a journal entry cos its as long as your message board entries anyway LOL...
Hope the course is going well, speak to you soon....have you found the best place for me to spend my birthday yet??
Paul x
Vixter
bom dia!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
I have returned to reak havok upon this poor, unsuspecting message board, and totally disrupt the flow of conversation, as always, yet again!!!lol.
Erm....For all yous that have been asking where I have been.....I did tell you guys that I was going to Paraty, did nobody remember?!lol.
Amber...what do you think I am?(lol-dont even answer that!!!lol)-of course I behaved myself!!!
Who the **** is the phantom messager???thou shalt reveal yourself to me or face my eternal wrath....which smells a bit like scotch egg(you wont like that I tell thee!) - and I never did like secrets you poo poo head!!!!lol.
Yeah, yous can probably tell that I am absolutely shattered and have been at work all day as I am talking absolute random jibberish- my concentration not helped by the fact that the cow channel- I kid you not- it really is a whole damn channel dedicated to those lovely cows-is being viewd a few feet away...!#@$%$¨&&
(I love you Daisy!)lol.
So Paraty was good but a little quiet...yeah-you guessed it....I got lost!!! lol But I am afraid that I will have to update you tomorrow as there is (as always) a queue for da computay!!! Can you bear the suspense???lol.
Yey Mum and Paul-only 8 days!!!! Im excited for you!!!! I cant wait to see you both!!!!It feels like I have been away for a year already-I am really missing you all!!!! Luv yall!!!
Does anybody know if Nic Ellis is back from her jollies yet? Just that I am not sure and I have not heard anything from her in a long time- any knowledge would be appreciated!!!lol. Or does she not wuv me any more.....?lol.
As I have just had a convo with Tom my Portuguese tutor about this, I feel as though I should introduce the random topic of pointless and meaningless phrases of the english language...
for example, "believe you me!"(what the ****?)lol.
Believe.you.me-no-still means absolutely nothing! It would be good if we could attempt to decifer the meanings of these things too if poss-head.hurts.already.lol!
Let the randomness commence.....lol.
Going now am I...in the words of my spiritual icon-the yodaish one.
Just wanna tell you all before I go that I really do miss you all like mad-even though I get the feeling that you dont actually believe me- and you all mean the friekin world to me!! Please dont change over the next year-I love you just the way you are(oo yeh...a bit of the Walrus of love never goes amiss!!)lol. Im not gonna-I will still be a crazy idiot and need admitting to an asylum when I get back...just in case you had any doubts!!lol.
please take care of yourselves...and eachother!(GO JERRY!GO JERRY!)
luv u all. speak again soon
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Taznshaz
Only 8 days to go!!!
Please post on
www.statraveljournals.com/taznshaz please.
No bad language tho cos parents and children will be using it.
Paul n Sharon X
Kirsty
victoria ive noticed youve not been on here in a while wots goin on?
hey lynz sorry to hear about your grandad hope your alright.
vicky you really need to update you cant leave us nosey b****es wonderin lol!! we need to know all!! tut tut all these naughty peeps messagin whilst in work. its alright when your a big ole bum like me. im unemployed and need money i think ill have to take up prostitution only pokin lol hows everyone doin someone needs to make a suggestion on conversation subjects. im really quite upset at the fact that not many people took part in the amazing subject of space hoppers but im sure ill get over it.anyhu i best be ofskes missin you loads vic mwa mwa p.s. why is blue called blue who came up with the name random i kno but things like that always rattle the brain p.s.s hope everyone had a gud weekend bubixxx
Ambz***
YOO!!! watch out for the bossman nat.. thats not good! like i said have everyscreen open if poss pretend to be working meticulously on a very important project when really ur messaging vix!!!!!!
WHERE HAS EVERYBODY b*****ED OFF TOOO- GET MESSGAINg!!!!! anyway vix how was the weekend. did ye behave?
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Sneaky Sneaky Messagin
oh my word guys jus thort i`d drop by 2 see if any1 had mailed, appears not though.....oh yeah....i never put my name....guess who?!?!?!?wahey now i`ve got ya`ll thinkin...luvin u`s xxx ps vich isn`t this ur message board?!?!?!..........jus sayin yeah........infrequency is not a virtue, haha u`ll never ever no who i am..........mwahahaha...........mwahahaha..........mwahahahahahaha.....................
Nat
hello there ambidextrous aka amber.......ha was nice 2 see u the uva nite i was gonna cum say hi 2 but felt a lil bit dumb coz u dint haha oh well if i see ya in the future i`ll be sure to say howdy doodley!!!!!!! am sure u`ll be in the midway agagin soon......can`t believe u noticed my howie....he may look cute but his bite is definitely worse than his bark....not in a sexual way...i mean sometimes he`s an utter tw*t.....hmmmm ahhhh well i love him lol...gotta go...bossmans back...oops...cya soon luv ya xXxXxXxX