Ubud to Bingin, Bali A couple of exhausting, 30 degrees bus rides later, we finally arrived in Ubud, still stinking of eggs and ready to sleep for a week! Ubud is the cultural capital of Bali, and we were looking forward to getting somewhere that we could start to soak up a bit of local culture rather than scale volcanoes each morning! On arrival we dumped our stuff on the path and sat next to a water fountain whilst trying to research somewhere to stay for the ...

Phrases: India 'One Minute' - The term an Indian person uses to expain how long you have to wait for something...usually 10 times longer! 'Monkeys slap Dogs' - Apparently this does happen in India...You Tube it! 'Fu**ing India!' - At all times of stress in India- used a lot! 'Mind the sh*t' - Cow poo / rubbish everywhere! 'Anything is possible in India' - An Indian's excuse whenever something ridiculously weird / awful is happening 'Paneer Belly' - our...