The Big Move to Quake City, Roommate Auditions And Safe Sex (Six) So I'm on the bus to Christchurch - woohoo. I am so happy to be on the bus out of that fake fake town, I can't deal with Hollywood anymore so I'm moving back to the real world where the streets are not made of gold and where people are genuinely nice and amazingly real life kiwi's live. welcome to the real New Zealand! It actually gives me the same feeling I used to get going on holiday when...

So my last few weeks in Queenstown were a little crazy which was expected obviously. So here goes… One night I got in from work, it was maybe 11.45pm and when I got to the door everyone was in our house as per usual. It was pretty manic everyone was a wee bit tipsy, Rob from next door was like 'Tracy before you come inside I must warn you there's been a minor flood issue' I was like 'really?' and was convinced he was joking. But no. There was a flood th...

So obviously living in Queenstown is hilarious it's full of British People who like to drink too much. Another weird Kiwi thing is that they sell Goon here but it's more expensive, you get less in it and it's not even slightly palatable - Good old Stanley it is not. So one night where again I avoided drinking Goon in the hostel before we all played out me and Bob decided we would have a go on Cians Canoe when we got home. So off we all went out, there was some ...

So prepare yourself people this might be quite long... So I was on the bus going to Queenstown, I had a jolly little bus driver he was loving life. He did running commentary the whole way there. Please bear in mind this was an 8 hour bus ride… He was actually sweet and very informative I kept trying to nap but would then get sucked into hearing about the farms, vineyards and mountains surrounding us. It was a stunning bus journey, I think I'd almost forgot h...

So of course I landed in land of the KIWI on around 20th March not August I'm a wee bit behind alright. But calm down its on route... So I'm on my 10th/11th flight this year so far on route to Christchurch, I'm actually looking forward to getting to New Zealand and starting my new life there and getting a job and earning money again. So its dead awkward for me when we suddenly land in Auckland… Erm wrong island guys. It turns out the weather was just 'terr...