IBIZA! land of tacky shops, nidu beaches, vulgar postacards and thousands of ill dressed english folk. Oh yeah, tribal 90s tattos, MUSCLES! dance parties till morning, work-out equipment in the park (playground for adults), 2 beers 2 shots for 5 euros (decdent= and to top it all off : the cheapest, tackiest waterfall discoteque fully equiped with strobe light in a touist attraction cave.