In Barcelona, expect to sleep on top of your sheets, if possible, infront of a fan or air conditioning system. The food is marvelous : tapas, paella, gazpacho ... but dont go to the touristic restaurants because you will be disappointed. The city has a vast bohemian culture to it which is oh so nice and hippie. Modern Gaudi architecture makes this destination so unique. Its surprising that such revolutionary styles could have been thoght up for 100 years ago. The...

Menorca, undeveloped, virgin, uncommercialized, peaceful. The beaches are almost private, perhaps enough to go topless?... As described by our taxi driver ¨Las playas pequenos y preciosas¨ : the beaches are small and precious, but watch out of jellyl fish! They are so small but their omnimous tentacles extend far longer than you would expect. The water is warm, and the island jets up out of the sea with 10 meter high cliffs. We spent a fortune on taxis because ...

There must be more Germans than Spaniards in Mallorca. They come in groups of 10 or more, mostly men and scare all the female tourists away. In the city, Palma you can dine with the King of spain, or settle for lesser company :P. Palaces line the street, but you would never notice until a ambiguous wooden door swings open and inside you see piles of fruit, rich tapestry and grand furniture. A impressive cathedral with a billion dollar view is found at the center....

IBIZA! land of tacky shops, nidu beaches, vulgar postacards and thousands of ill dressed english folk. Oh yeah, tribal 90s tattos, MUSCLES! dance parties till morning, work-out equipment in the park (playground for adults), 2 beers 2 shots for 5 euros (decdent= and to top it all off : the cheapest, tackiest waterfall discoteque fully equiped with strobe light in a touist attraction cave.

Vienna is a city where father and son can scooter along gardenless houses down winding sidewalks in harmony. Where you dont want to step in the puddles because they are most likely to be horse-piss. Its a place where at night in the summer, Gelateries are the most traffic-dense areas. Vienna is a city with a past of artisans whose masterpieces still linger and never cease to inspire. Its buildings are covered with intricate frill. Watch out for the roads, because...