No, I am not in jail. Or gaol as it was originally spelt when the Changi prison was built by the British in the 1930's. I've rudely decided not to blog about Changi I'm any detail: it is too important to be trusted to my ham-fisted, sound-bite treatment. If you come to Sing, then go on the tour of the area. If you do, doubtless you will have in your group, as I did, the offspring of PoWs held here and I would not dream of spoiling that experience for you. One ...

So an afternoon in Singapore? Get to your tailor for a fitting then onto Raffles' Long Bar for a Singapore Sling. I am such a target Market. Some of my dearest, and therefore most disloyal, friends will recall how on a boozy weekend in Budapest 7 years ago, we piled off to the great baths to be sweated to death. We decided to follow up with a Thai massage. The tale is always retold to describe the horror on the rapidly inclining face of the tiny Thai lady app...