Things I have learned while in India - Part two. 90 percent of hotels have at least one lizard in each room. Hotel 'pet' lizards are cool Hotel 'pet' crickets are not Every room you go into has at least 4 switches on the wall which do nothing at all Vipul Bansar is a legend and can have a beer on me anytime Tom loves Indian food Indial food does not love Tom Row cannot spell DELHI Pizza Hut sells Mountain Dew Cars do not need mirrors, they need tres loud horns Driving the wrong way down a main road is fine Driving the wrong way around a roundabout is fine Doing a 3 point turn on the motorway, in a coach, is fine Things are generally fine Saint Gobain has glass outlets in Delhi, Jaipur and Varanasi Tom is looking too hard Mosquitos love Row Row does not love mosquitos Pidgeons are sacred and are the purest of all birds Doves are not Cows are holy Cows are left to die in the street when they become too old to use Holy cow Pizza Hut toilets are for very tall people Tom is not a very tall person Tom and Row are sad to be leaving Tom and Row cannot wait to see Singapore Keep smiling, Tom