Hi this is Bob Geldof - whilst you guys have been travelling we have made efforts to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of Live Aid on the 13th July. Drawing attention to AIDS emergency and extreme poverty still engulfing Africa - we had been hoping to raise millions of pounds to provide much needed treatment and nourishment to the African continent.

However I am now happy to pledge the proceeds of the event to "Feed the Matt" - We feel it is disgusting that Stuart and Dan are obviously supplementing their own intake of food with Matt's share. We will attempt to reconciles Matt's weight lose and place Stuart and Dan on the Atkins diet ASAP - I hope we can on your pledge - feed the matt and he will live

Dan,

I hope this trip sees the end to your cross-dressing. I'll have to take a couple of your 'girlie' photos when we next go to Sunderland to see Cardy's mates. I'm sure the BNP will appreciate them............

Sarah where have you gone, arrr, if you really really want to email him look at the contacts board

You guys make dashing women, if not a little scary!

Lucky garlic smelling bast@rds. cant believe the worlds best player big emile didnt make a difference. that gimp needs to be shot! Still reckon we will qualify otherwise might have to support the pasta boys. do 1 diving bast@rds pires and paddy.

WOTS APPNIN TRAVELLERS I HOPE UR KEEPING WELL, DAN I LOVE THE WONDER WOMAN OUTFIT IT SUITS YA MATE, ANY WAYS ALL THE BEST

I'm meant to be revising so Im taking this chance to look around the site. I cant believe you chaps met the cast of neighbours! Thats some good work! What was Dr Kenedys band like? And Izzie? Well done guys! What is the tally of Lady boys so far Stu? There is a show down here called the Lady Boys of Bangcock so there might not be that many of them left in Thailand for you. Dan, Wonder Woman? Good choice. If they make a movie you will be first choice. And Mr Bone. You are doing and excellent Mr Burns hands in one of the pictures and its always nice to see the drunk Matt eyes. I thought you might've been sleeping, you can never tell with you. Keep up the good work guys.
Bill

stu, you won't lose weight becasue you can't play football and will be on the bench. or you would get injured and put on more weight while out with an injured groin or RSI of the wrist. found a wormhole eh??

Hello everybody just to let you no Alice springs is up now just look under Northern T.

Oh and just to let you know you all may be thinking we have all changed shape since we have been out here well we have expect matt, how amazing, Dan has put on about 1/2 a stone, and me stu has put on about a stone and a half and i am now weighing in at just under 14 stone. Fat bloater. I cant wait till i start playing footy again.

Please be advised - make sure you get Bedford to wear some bright neon colours when you go ski-ing because your lose him otherwise. He took about 5 minutes to burn the other day and I'm sure sunlight drains colour rather than makes him darker

Dear Sir(s) on stumbling across your website I was shocked to see the defamation of the image of DC Comic's character "Wonder Woman". Said image has been brought into disrepute by one chubby Italian who has poured his sizeable gut and small weener into a Wonder Woman costume. There are a number of grounds on which could sue including (a) damage to Wonder Woman sexy and attractive image (b) damage to small children, women and men across the globe ? including the person who next rents the costume (c) damage to suspects mother ?Auntie Pauline? ? said to be distraught at the cross-dressing and unattractive nature of her off-spring

However, after careful consideration we feel it would be irresponsible to press charges and seek compensation, when quite clearly you do not have the necessary funds to feed all 3 of you and the boy Matt is slowly wasting away as Stu-pot and Dan continue to eat at an astonishing pace

Colin what happened?

leeds away next yr should be a classic. watchin the likes of barmby and co should be so eventful! oh well maybe next season.