lets be honest now, they don't have either the class or clevage to pull off one of my outfits! (they probably have better legs though!) :-)
Bedders
hello people,
i'm out here in new zealand with these 3 muppets. they are doing ok, but i think its too cold here to cross dress, so i haven't been influenced by their strange ways(thank god). however matt does appear to be watching his figure. i can confirm that stu has put on a wee bit of weight. dan just looks increasingly like a refugee with his skinhead. stuart nearly pooed himself doing a bungy jump. we have video evidence to prove it.!!! matt actually did weigh the bungy rope down and didn't fly away like we thought, dan looked like he was auditioning for the new james bond film with his kamikazee jump!! so far so good out here with them!! from bedders. peace out.
A Very Sad English Man
Well england are out AGAIN on penalties, i wonder if stuart pearce, gareth southgate, Chris waddle will return along with Beckham and Vassell, to do a new Pizza Hut advert, i think thats a bit over the top, really. specially for waddle and Beckham.
Life goes on, sitting in boring england watching Big Brother, oh sorry im in Queenstown, N.Z. snow boarding and bungy jumping along with getting pissed more or less every night. Hahahaha, sorry to rub it in but im not in the best of moods at the moments.\
Well gary's out here now so we will have to get him in the spirt, its ladies night down the pub, you get a free drink if you are a girl, well we cant miss out on free drink.
Love Stuy
Jody
Pauline, just because I have a girls name doesn't mean I dress like one, well not in public and I'd never let anyone take a picture of me...............unlike Daniele!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auntie Pauline
I don't know about all of you out there but our Bedders should have arrived in Queensland by now. What are we all going to think if he appears on this website dressed as a Queen! Did he leave England with one of Gilbes outfits or Bill's or Jody's!! Come on lads own up!
Yes! Come on England...... I am living with one sad Italian!!! Help!
Gilbes
COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt
I seem to be getting quite a lot of abuse at the moment, although the Bob Geldof message actually made me laugh! They say beer's quite fattening so I'll happily except any kind donations when it's hometime. Thanks for thinking of me though guys.
On second thought, DO ONE USE LOT!!
On cross dressin antics - I promise that's it... hopefully...!
Bedders
hello ladies,
i'm off soon to catch a plane to come and see you muppetts, and for everyone that views this site i will try and put a stop to their cross dressing ways so that they will be prepared for south america and not cross dress over their, coz i would hate for stu, dan or matt to be kidnapped by a colombian war general and to be made his wife.
see ya soon ladies!!!!! from bedders
Bill
Matt, I will donate one of those roast pigs with the apple in its mouth to you. Although maybe its all the dressing up as women thats made Matt try and watch his figure? All the cross dressing might have given him a complex!
Gilbes
firstly, appologies due to the pressures of exams (yeh right) and the good weather which has greatly affected to wish to be in the pub and park and no where near a computer, you havn't heard from me for a while. was thinking the other day that around this time last year we were celebrating the end of your exams (dan) -it is actually scary to think that we all have actually done what we said we wanted to achieve!
Secondly, i would actually like to congratulate your efforts to reserect the comic characters of old! however after emergency negotiations with Legal Advice - DC Comics ltd it has been agreed that your talents would be more effective as big bird, skeletor and she rah (dan there's never enough pics of you as a girl in the world). Paulines you must be so proud! (he's like the daughter younever had.)
Thirdly i would like to start off the 'feed mat' appeal by pledging 5 tins of peas, kindly donated by St Mary's Care centre for mis treated children, it was going to be there dinner on friday but they felt this was a more deperate situation.
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!!!!
xxx
p.s i just had a thought maybe mat has a game plan......... feed the other two up so if they get stuck on a remote island he has a fresh food supply!
Stu
I really sorry to everyone at home, we have done it again, we have dressed up as women again however we were wearing bin liner this time and only matt and dan wore makeup. sorry once again but the night was well funny and dan won a prize, i bet you all cant wait for the photos