ello there mr! hope u had a great birthday yesterday n lots of fun n games u beautifull bearded MAN of 20 wowee!!! was cool to see you on the web cam thang :-)am sure your havin an amazin time stu the pics are sooo gud but am very jealous would so rather be there than being tortured wiv revision ahhh, but suprise suprise the past few days in lovely canterbury we've had sun and elton on sat was amazin! BUT how am i goin to last summer holidays wiv out u there ahhh wat about the babies? hehehe missing u love jennyxxxxx

rite , waited untill 3:30am for u to come online so i cud wish u happy bday but dsnt seem ur guna come on so hafa great nite and boogay! sweet dreams & happy birthday love ben x

Happy birthday stuart!!!Have a great time on holiday while the rest os us are taking exams!!! kisses .isa

M8, uv made it 2 th big 20, wew proud of ya m8, iznt it gr8?! dont ya feel lik a propa man now? thoze babez look wew fit in th fotos ;) GETTIN!! newayz peace out m8, keep avin a propa bo time, Mike Agenda xxxx

oh my life chum, youre 20 (as you probably guessed). i hope you wont be too mature to associate with the likes of us teenagers now! so jealous of all ur amazing adventuring...ill swap you travelling the world for doing some a levels. a good deal i think youll agree. im really sorry this is my first message, its taken me ages to get the address thing off someone, sozzzzzzzzZZzzzz. very sad to hear there havent been any ladyboy shinanigans, would have made for some great stories for the grandchildren. hows the overly huge bag? still glad you took it? eh? eh??! i thought so. i reckon tonight you should have 20 drinks (small ones!) and i dare you to chat up 20 of the finest and least convincing ladyboys (even tho youre not in thailand) HAPPPPYYYY BIRRRRTTHHHHHDAYYYYY, ho out. love emily (and the rest of G unit) xxxxxxxx

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! god youre TWENTY!! well done, thats an impressive age to reach. i'll never know how it feels to be your age. hope youre having an amazing day, you deserve to celebrate til dawn on the paradise beaches. hope you have an incredible night, we'll have to celebrate again when you get home! happy birthday!! lots of love issy xxxxxxxxxxxx
ps. ben just told me a brilliant joke to celebrate your birthday with 'old bricklayers never die, they just throw in the trowel'.

20 stuart, 20!!jajajajajajaj happy birthday! Everyone is growing up so faaast :P jejejej still remember that 16 yr old boy who i could not understand a word he said to me...4 years later (4years!!!ive known you for 4 years!!f*** a duck!) i can safely say that i understand just about as much as before :P...
A few recomendations for the years to come;next time you get on a train make sure of it's destination first (ie NOT westenhanger!) and next time you need a bed for the night actually say it!!jejeje
Hope your enjoying your time going back to mother earth (please , please never stop producing your filosofies, i entertain myself trying to contradict them)and have a great day...
actually miss you

HAPY BIRTHDAY STUEY! 20 years old wow..ths prettty dam old...ur not a teenager anymore sonny!jesus im guna be there in a couple of months :l What u up to on this glorious day? hope ur having a great time. Its been a pleasure&honor knowing you these last 6-7 years:) Weve had some rly good times:) 1 thing that comes to mind is on the football tour.Mr comfort, a 'know it all' prat at his best of times was getting extremely pissed off with every1 messing about, kicking balls around & generally not preparing for the match at hand.He had just screamed some expletive at me when i saw from the corner of my eye Stuey flicking the ball up preparing to volley it in my general direction.Being typical stu, on striking the ball he gave it his all. I watched with great delight as he skewed the ball with immense power sending it soaring directly into the back of Mr Comforts head almost knocking him out.He turned round after overcoming the shcok to see stuey standing alone looking very embarressed and frightened and replyed with a very loud ''TWAT!!'' LOL ahh fun times. Miss you stuey.xXx have a great day my m8:)

happy birthday stuart!! i cant believe ur 20, now ur a proper man - not a pretend one, although u were pretty convincing with that beard of urs, have the best day uv had so far :) im sending you virtual hugs, kisses, presents and a slice of cake (i ate the rest of it MWahahahaha) id suggest u get a little merry tonight in honour of ur twenty-year-oldness, have fun!! xxxxxxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Have a fantastic day! Treat yourself to something special!
Love you lots!!! xxxxxx

Parents calling. Have a terrific birthday, unfortunately dad will have to eat all your cake by himself. I hope you can up your game to make your day memorable - is it possible as it all sounds pretty fantastic, just one long party. Dad has dealt with your tax reclaim form which is over £1,000. Sending love and hugs Mum xxxxxxx