Simmons' Memoirs on Australia. hey, i got into trouble last night because i took the piss out of austrailia to a group of randoms on the street who turned out to be Auzzies so ive been thinking about what it was really like. herr are my thoughts. 1. they claim they invented the pie (as in meat n potato and steak and kindney and all that) and call it Proper aussie tucker!! argh!!! thats anoying so i ranted about that to most ppl i met there. ...

Whey! New Zealand!!! awsome. lets begin with the flight then shall we. we flew over the mountains that run the length of the south lsland and there was no clouds. Utterly.......... speachless! so cool! lots of!!!!!!! then we landed in Nz at christchurch and here we still are. there is a international buskers festival here at the moment which makes a nice place really really fun. there are street performers everywhere making us laugh or wowing us by acting like ...

on the table we were sat there was a piece of A4 paper that had the order that the night would proceed, at the bottom of the page was the sentence; "lets make this your best night in austrailia" and it was.in case you are unsure of what i am talking about we went on the neighbours night out recently and it was bloody amazing. the night out takes place at an english style pub, which was amazing cause it had bitter, i get stand crappy lager, too gasey. an...

hey. we really are getting lazy with this. so surf camp.... we had all forgotten the little we learned so on the first day we where nads. but surfing aside we where staying in a sorta camp thingy with on big main building and a smaller bunk house that we slept in, all the ples has hammocks attactched and surfer dudes drifting around. the head surfer dude was on of the most metal madhead on the planet. and example of his personallity. on the 3 day a bug when roun...

 New years eve! Hey. Its oliviaWe moved on from the red light district to a lovely little house, or 3 lovely little houses rather with joint gardens at the back. Little did we know it was actually someones house. The owner double booked and so we were basically bunking in with people who had lived there for a few months. It worked out well as they were all really sound. Our particular house had 2 people from Denmark who spoke English so well we thought ...