Hey Shelley!
Where are you???
I am at the post office....

he mate, just thought i'd give you a quick hello! looks like your enjoying yourself still, but what is with the feet in your pics, that is gross! will email on your personal in a couple of days take care, luv u xxx

shut up frenchy!

Bonjour Shelley,
Could you give me back the address of the "shop" where you can buy these asian kids? I lost it...
See you somewhere in Vietnam again

hello again roz, always a pleasure to read your messages, actually i havn't had part of my brain removed, thanks for the concern and ill keep an eye on things..never know where they might take you when you jump on a tuk tuk! you know you love the Brentmeister...so what if he's a perve.x

Also shell in the dog meat picture you look slightly like you have had part of your brain removed. Please don´t let this be the case. I like your brain.

Dear brady, today i got my visa extentded by Brazil´s answer to David Brent who wouldn´t stop looking at my boobs.

Now then Shelles..... Look at the BBC news website if you really didn't hear about the whale. It isn't a joke, it was real. Trickey- you're not coming out, don't be silly. Where are you going to be in August Shelles Belles? tell me....TELL ME! Peace X

Hay Braders, my message wasnt rude! but i'll e-mail you on your private next time. Miss you bab.xxxxx

i am here on the message board all alone, it feels like ive joined the party too late or got the wrong day.boo. maybe ill be just as happy as mat if i 'come out' too maybe i should just admit i had the sex change? ops i think i just did but that make me happy and as a consequence makes andy happy because he has 'come out' cos he didnt dump me for it! whoo lets all be G.A.Y.

sian! when you email my sight its not just me who reads it....my whole bloody family do! keep your interesting and totally embarrasing emails for my private one please. luckily ive managed to delete it with my vast knowledge of technology...or just luck. hope wales was fun, if you want to let me know the details dont write it to this address. and anyone who knows sian, you may find it funny but can you please explain this to her...cheers bannister! luv ya.x

nobody told me....am i being kept in the dark?