Good news today. I now know how much last months mobile bill is thanks to the postman delivering said bill. Unfortunately he didn't have a water pump for me. b*****!!!!!! I'm not leaving for Morocco tomorrow now and will have to hope it arrives on Monday. That said, Darren popped over and helped strip the bike down so it's ready for the new parts. He helped by preventing me from filling the bike with explosives and sending it to BMW HQ. Who in their right mind de...

Okay, no post today so no blog post either as no post means no water pump. No water pump means grumpy Dave so I shall be grumpy until tomorrow

Ok. As today is the anniversary of my birth you'd expect my water pump kit to have arrived so I could get on with changing it and everything would be lovely without the need for any human sacrifices........ To be fair I've had a lovely day out here in French France so shouldn't complain even though surprise surprise my water pump hasn't arrived. Still, can't beat a good human sacrifice on your Birthday can you. Just kidding of course........ Hopefully it'll be in...

Ok. Update time again. The water pump pixies were obviously offended when I said they'd fixed my leaky waterpump and popped back to break it properly. My oil now resembles a lovely Mocha Latte and is possibly not very good for my bike. I'm off the road until my new waterpump kit arrives and then it'll be large amounts of tea, scratching of heads and if need be human sacrifices. I would probably stay out of the local area just in case it gets to the sacrifice poin...

Hello again to the three people out there reading my drivel. Where to start, well the water pump pixies appear to have stopped my water pump from leaking. I can only assume they have done this so it can start leaking again at an even more inopportune moment. Probably half way up a piste in Morocco whilst being charged by an angry camel! Who knows but at the moment it seems to be fine again. I've ordered a replacement kit which will hopefully be here by Friday so ...