We had decided to go boating on Lake Mead for a few hours so we went to pick up Marty Carrie from his new hotel, The Hotel at Mandalay Bay Resort, having been thrown out of the Venetian for causing a drunken disturbance on arriving back from our Surf Nazi evening. With CSI Essex star Aden driving I was in charge of the sounds and reached for the obvious soundtrack for such a journey; Motörhead and 'Ace of Spades'. We soon arrived at the Lake Mead lake resort a...

After an exciting beer fuelled evening Day 3 was always going to be a quiet one. We headed off to the nearest Denny's for some coffee and breakfast accompanied by the superb 10cc and rubber bullets. Having consumed gallons of coffee and several pounds of bacon we headed off to Walmart to see if we could see any strange people made famous by the 'Walmart emails'. We also wanted to get some travelling supplies and this writer wanted to get some basic clothing for ...