Southeast Calgary, Alberta
What would you like this morning on your toast? Well having been caught out when offered Jello,jelly or Jam I usually throw them in a tist by saying "Vegemite (only because they recognise the name I would never use it in preference to Mighty Mite,Marmite etc but only Australian's will recognise the Nationalist approach of never supporting Vegemite)"
That particular spead not being available the cupboard was bare!
I offered assistance "Why don't I go out an pick...