This is my cat. He's called Tiger. I don't have any preconceived notions of what Portuguese people are like but the bloke on the table next to me is pretty much a massive twat. Maybe he got less sleep than me. i doubt it. I got 20 minutes. The lady 2 tables acrros from me looks a lot like my ex boss which is funny cos last night when I couldn't sleep i wrote a letter to her saying sorry for being s*** at my job. I don't know why I did that, I probably won't send...

People say that eventually you turn into your parents. My dad tends to sniff a lot before blowing his nose with gusto. He then pinches his nose with his fingers to take away the snotty residue. I have started doing this. I don't know why. Its disgusting. He also tells white lies to get people off his back. Not in a bad way. I'll give you an example. A few years back, dad was playing a gig in Blackburn. There is a break in the set and he's stood at the bar. Some l...

The psychic artist (his name was Lala; can I really trust someone with the smae name asthe 3rd most powerful Tellytubby?) also told me that should I ever get really, really aggravated with someone and subsequently get in a fight then I would be impossible to stop and come close to killing. He obviously saw Bruce Lee qualities in me. He could see in my eyes that it is my destiny to become a master of Jeet Kune Do. I nearly lost it completely at the airport. I hate...

You couldn't make this s*** up. Padang was just terrible. Nothing happens there. Everyone wanted to be my friend but I wouldn't want to spend ny real time there to make any solid aquiantances. I am thoroughly disappointed by the food but it was always going to be comedown after malacca. i traipsed the streets for hours looking for something semi appetising to eat. I wasn't satisfied with the murtabak but it would have to do. Lonely Liar, where do you get off on g...

Yet again, I couldn't find a suitable picture so this one is a stock image of the Gobi Desert. In Mongolia. Enjoy.It's funny how things work out sometimes. Malacca wasn't even intended but it couldn't have turned out better. I have added fluency in Portuguese and Malay to the list of things I want to do before I hit 30. i know it won't happen but I will try. I will try very hard. I will try my bestest. Its so quiet here but it allows time for reflection and lots ...