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Melaka, Malaysia
Sometimes you bore holes in your head through frustration. Staring at a computer screen, you hear voices saying useless things like 'you should have been more f***ing organised' or 'things just dont work outside London'. I don't even live in f***ing London. In my 24 years i have spent less than a week there. I'll come back to this. After by brutal assault on my liver in Hoi An, Nha trang was supposed to be a place to dry out. I must stress that I am not an alcoho...