Day 5 saw 2 new boys arrive into our dorm. Nicola christened them 'smelly boys' from the off. Im not sure if this was 'good smell' or 'bad smell' because when I met them they were getting ready to hit the town (i say town, I mean one street, one bar) and it was aftershave city so this probably isn't 'bad smell'. However, one of them had a flatulence problem in their sleep which definitely constitutes 'bad smell'. Either way Nicola's assumption was right, they...

Day 3 (everytime I write something like "Day 3", im saying it in the voice of the guy who does the big brother voice overs, just incase anybody wondered). So, Day 3 (there i go again) was a quiet day on the Nicola and Chris World Tour. It involved a trip to a town called Russel and with a name like that its bound to be rather drab and lacking in personality. On returning from Russel we adjorned to the hostel common room for some Earl Grey and shortbreads. ...

Said goodbye to the sex maniac's hostel with a tinge of sadness. Will I ever meet an official sex maniac again with documentation to prove that status? The answer to this question will hopefully be 'yes' but under the conditions that the maniac in question isn't MALE or 70. Windypops, excuse me. Lots of exciting things have happenend today. We have been travelling upto the Bay of Islands and stopped off on the way up in a town called Dargeville to pur...

After crashing through the international date line with gusto I embarked on the New Zealand leg of the world tour. It still amuses me that ive lost a whole day, I think its absolutely awesome. If I was rich I would do this journey whenever there was a day I wanted to miss out, top of my list would be New Years Eve, I hate that day. So, onto Auckland. I think ive seen the most gay man in the world ever. He works in starbucks and ive never seen anyone get ...

Ok, last one for a while i reckon. Greetings from LA Airport. I got here very early today cause I couldnt be fussed with making my way through the public transport system to get here in the heat and my backpack so i took the free shuttle from the hostel. Ive killed 4 hours quite well and theres still 3 to go. What I implore you all to do on May 31st is enjoy the day. Im not going to see May 31st on land due to the wonders of time travel and its a shame ca...