Weeeeellllllll, Here we go again with another fun packed installment from the MonekyJason, todays issue will inc: Funnel web spiders More dysentry fights skinny dipping mountin (i climbed one you know) lizards big gay dan festivals are we $hitting comftably, then i shall begin. At the cannoe place, i was being worked very hard, and still not feeling great, my ar$se was still dripping as regular as a nose with the flu. while clearing some rocks, i discoverd some webbing,... this didnt look good, under the webbing (well supprise supprise) was a bloody great funle web spider, now for those who dont know, that $hit will kill ya. i asked for some gloves as protection while i worked, but agaist the buddha in me (how he sneeked in i dont know) i smasked the massive mother of manny other basterd killer spiders with a rock. we left the next day, not becouse of the spider, but we worked to hard and where to tired, kat made me go to the Doctors as my foot was swollen to the size of a massive foot, and my ar$e wasnt great to, turns out i still have dysentry! yes yes, i still ( 4 months later) am enjoying the greater qualitys of india, their lovely bactiria that grows inside and attacks the gut! SWEET. More Pills and some cream for the foot, plus a $220 medical bill. I LOVE INDIA BUT I LOVE MY INSURANCE COMPANY MORE! After all this fun, i managed to blag a cupple of tickets to Future music festival in brisbane off Ali B, he played MK's First Beatcheck if you have not been to any, you are a loser. festival was cool, very small scale, a few stages doted here there and what not, got some bad ass v.i.p neck passes, and had a dance. the Ozzys really go in to there dressing up, very 80's electro batty style, but man, they go for it bless em. got sold some crappy herbal highs from the lady who runs our hostel, $50 down the drain, but managed to get some cash back, had a massive stomp to LTJ BOOKEM and his lovely mc, who we meet after. brisbane is cool though, stayed in the valley, nice "hip and happerning" (yes that sentace did come from my mind????!!!) place with wicked shops bars and night life, and i must ad, the best dame DONNER KEBBAB i have EVER had in my short but messy life!!!!! well done you OZZYS! Anyways after all that fun, we needed to chill, so we headed back down south to Byron bay (like brighton but hot and with better seaside) and stayed in the wicked litttle hippy comune style hostel called the Arts factory, you can stay in little teepee's, dorms or tents. was cool. 1st night there meet up with Laura and paul (meet them in bellengen) and got twated! so twated we all thought it would be a great idea to go skinny dipping in the shark infested, jelly fish reiddled sea that is Astralia, so me, kat and 5 or 6 other, striped off, jumped in, said good bye to dignaty and spashed about! nice. although a "rather unsavury type" did start to follow us after a little argument by the seafrount (yes i had my clothes on by then) afte rtrying to defuse the situation and get everyone in to the 24hr pie shop (never thought i would be saying that) he went for paul. but mid swing, two coppers (who look very funny in there little caps and all) had him on the floor, then in the back of the waggan... very efective! arts factrory as cool for lots of resions, 1 its was exspensive, sounds like a crap resion but hear me out, you get to do loads of stuff for nuffin, i did juggleing workshops everyday, did a beatboxing workshop (i can now sound like even more of a twa t than i did before) 2 they had a Hot swimming pool, jacuzi, and free bush tucka walk, where we lernd lots of red neck stuff. 3 sexy hipps in bakinis sweet. after the arts factory we went to another one horse, red neck hill billy backwards town called Murwillumbah! there in Murwillumbah (i cant say it still) was MT Warrining, this mountin corsed captin cook to crash his boat (he was looking at it, and not where he was bloody well going), therefore getting a warrning from the navy. well, we though it would be a great idea to climb the ba$terd! two and a half miles up (from where we got dropped off) after two hours of mountin climbing, sweating and thinking of a quick and painfull death we reached the top, and it was bloody wicked! standing there at the top of the world i felt kinda good! but them i remeberd i had to get flipping down again....... b*****. So after two uneventfull days there off to SURFERS PARADICE ...... WRONG. surfers high rise 18-30's paradice lol. surfers was like a tacky comertial version of milton keynes and singapours ba$terd child, but with men with mucels and women who could skate. we knew it would be liek this, but we only wanted to go to WET AND WILD!~ BOOOOOOOOOOM YEAH. never having been to a water theam park (yes my perants neglected and beat me as a child) i was very exsited. was cool, massive wanter slides and rides, kat found it very funny when i stared screaming like a big girls blouse though! nice. i also added to my ar$e injurys by smashing my tail bone to shreads and now im walking like john wayne... but with out a horse....... that just about sums it up though, just got back to brisbane, where we are meeting up with BIG GAY DAN, he gets here soon, then we all head up the coast. i still havent done a shark dive and im very pi$$ed off about that. loveing oz despite the grumbles, its cool, and hot all in one, amazing!