well im now in Oz, back with the lovely misses Kat! having a cool time here, its bloody hot and quite expensive, most places out side of the major city's look a little hill billy, like something out of rubbish cheap western movie, without any gun slinging.... i like guns. Kat meet me from the plain (really, they let her in to the arrivals bit so was stood there when i steped off the plain lol) then we went back to Sydney, Sydney was cool stayed next to bondi beach, a very poncy beach where everyone is more beautiful than the next person! but lots of wicked surfers. saw the opera house, witch i must say, ain't all that impressed with, to be fair only ever seen it on T.V as a kid, maybe that's why i though it would be bigger than the hearing aid beige pointy thing i stood in front of, either way i saw it and can say i was there! (don't tell the ozzy's their opera House is crap.... they love it! losers) after doing the (sorry to say) limited sights of Sydney, we headed down to hunter Vally, broken wood wine farm in fact. you see Kat's folks have a little house in France, close to it a bunch of Ozzy's do to, they have a Vin yard! soooo we got to stay on it for their big grape picking party weekend! sounds fun.... it was! (whats short and fluffy, a teddy's willy) they feed us all day, all night and while we slept! so much food and soooo good, also kept a strong supply of vintage wines, beers and tea on the go, ensuring we worked at our best lol. drank a 1983 red somthing or other, was priceless i was told! was lovely, but i was drunk at the time. the work on the other hand, Up at 6am, in the field by 7 am, most of the people where quite young, mates of the family etc so was ok, 1st day picking we picked 8.5 tons of red wine grapes! wicked! saw two red back spiders (one named red the other called back) and a little lizard, didnt name him. after all that fun, we went to Newcastle, a nice quiet student town in Oz, bloody lovely hostel, and nice beach to, although one thing if your ever in oz, and want to go body bording.... dont take the broekn front end of a surf bored, you WILL be laughed at loadly in the street! stayed there for a while didn't really do much so headed up east coast to port mac(soemting) to a really cool hostal, everyone was well sound, all got really drunk with each other on the balcony all night, due running it took us to kite surfing comp and to his kangaroo camping site, we had to help put up some tents (he paid us in beer) but after that, took a WHOLE surf bored and had a little go at that, for the record, im $hit at surfing, but i can smash the bored off my face and make it look good! for the last week i have been WWOOFING (willing workers on organic farms) crap name i know but cool idea (now this is the ROCK N ROLL BIT) this farm is a animal resurvey, so been playing with lots of fluffy birds and wallabies, also been trimming hedges, gardening, cleaning fridges and windows, getting attacked by massive red and black ants, playing lawn bowls and bingo. but you know what, (other than being attacked by massive red and black spurn of Satan ants) i have really enjoyed it! they feed us really well, take us to places, and its all free rent and food, so saved a mint in the proses, plus we get to see a side of oz that most backpackers don't, so there. tom is our last day here, then we WWOOF (really crap name) at a canoe centre, work there should be more fun, but less animals i guess! pea's and gravey, you international globe trotter, monkey sexy ass jason. king. whats blue and fluffy, a toy whales c0ck.