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Well i'm still in Manly... working away in a cocktail bar thurs-sun and getting pretty good at spinning spirit bottles if i say so myself, def one for the CV... good work ma n pa spendin all that money on uni! The gods were smiling down this week and managed to land myself and a sexy Glaswegian (Paul) a cheeky little 2 day 'modelling' contract in an attempt fund the voyage... perhaps not the calvin klein underwear shoot u all envisaged but something far better!
It all began on a warm afternoon as i scavenged the world wide web for the cheapest way to voyage around this giant island! So onto the Greyhound bus website i went where an offer for 2,000km free travel was advertised! One click later and there it was, all i had to do was swallow every piece of pride iv ever salvaged over the past 22 years and flaunt a sandwich board between 10am-3pm in the prostitute scattered (one closely resembling Kevin Keegan), drug-filled part of Sydney, Kings Cross!
So there we were, impersonating a human bill board in what can only be described as a ghetto! After the 17th furry faced drunk came up for air from his brown paper bag, pointed and laughed at us, we knew it was time to call it a day! So with no surveillance from the company, we made an executive decision n retired to the pub to watch some premiership action and then use the boards as a towel in Hype Park for some sunbathing! So in summary, i can pretty much all the way down to Adelaide and into the outback for free... 'beauty'! Oh and a 'snag' is a sausage!
To celebrate, i headed into Summer Bay and rode in on a surf board on none other than Palm Beach, home of Home and Away so as u can suspect sung a bit of... 'Hold me in your arms, don't let me go...' Its a really smart region, covered with greenary and the typically huge beachside houses set in a bed of vegetation overlooking the Bay! Just as you'd come to expect from Australia's 2nd best soap!!!
Well im off to Cali for 9 days of boarding... lets hope i dont end up in a full body cast with limbs suspended all over the show or it could put a dampener on the next few week's travel! Watch this space...!
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