Hey Miffy....

Gutted to hear about your ear. I'm sure that u'll find something to occupy your time - whether it be shopping for more scuba gear or getting your butt kicked!

Anyways you'll please pleased to know that British summer is over - our two weeks of sunshine has finish, although all is not lost England are still in the World Cup and i'm off to spend the rest of the summer in Switzerland (with the exception of 2 weeks in the States)! Hurray!

loving the pics!

Neil

Hey Miff

Hope your not feeling too bad after your accidents! Its good to hear from you and what you've been up to. Ive got to the next stage of the police....Ive got my assessment on the 6th July (scary) but ive got my holiday in Zante first with the girls. 27th June yey cant wait. Look after youself and keep updating us with your adventure x

Alreet Miffy.

Sorry to hear about all the bad luck you've been experienceing mate.
I'm sure there are some plus points though!

Updates are spot on, always good to hear how you're getting on/ what you're up to.

Take it easy fella.

Hi mate - glad you're doing you divemaster course. I've just started mine in Norwich..... but I'd rather be doing it where you are. I'm in some quarry somewhere swimming with pike. Nice.... Anyway, Red Sea was quality with some quality sharks. Going back in October.

Seeing as everyone leaves jokes on this board here's an awful one for you -

Q. What's the worst thing about roller blading?

A. Telling your parents you're a homo.

Laters

Miff - Love the Fred Dibnah picture mate!! ha ha, look like a proper northern boy...oh gravy, northern boys love gravy!! Sounds like you are still having a ball, glad to hear your decision to go for the diving option, defo the right one. Lisxx

Scuba Dude, its good to hear that you are gonna be in Koh Tao for so long, Melanie and I are on the Islands on about the 15th Aug till the end of Sept so we should defo meet up.. Il be doing quite a bit of Diving myself so wil need you to show me the good spots. Only 5 weeks till we go...

Hi Miffy - as always it's great to hear how you're doing. You seem to have done really well with the diving n stuff - keep up the good work ! This is a great site for catching up on stuff - didn't know Deb Gidman had got married. Congrats Deb. I'm booked in at Star City Hotel from 30 dec - 4 Jan so look forward to catching up and hanging around with you whilst taking on a beer or three. Keep well and remember to keep posting the entries on the site. Julie xx

Hi Bro - sorry to hear that you haven't got a job yet. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. Well the england games won't keep you entertained! But hopefully they will put in a performance soon just to impress the nation. Sounds like you have an awesome time. At leass this time you passed out you didn't nearly die of hypothermia! Loved the joke so keep them coming. Hows the living together thing? Do you have the tea on the table for 6 then? Said hello to Danelle for me. Love Miffy x x

Ryan and Cameron - I've seem both games and have been a little disappointed with the performances but its the 3 points that count! Your website was really good and very professional - I was very impressed. Hope you have a nice holiday and behave from your mum. Alan - I'm sure thats what all women say. It's a cocker isn't it. Disappointing but bring on the big boys and I'm comfident we will step up our game. Sam - yeah havin a good time. Hopefully there will be some more pictures for you to use soon. You would be fine and you get use to it to be honest. Hi Curly (Julie to everyone else) - I'm safe and well and having a laugh. Not quite as dangerous as Bolton but you do see just as many freaks about! You will have a fantastic time when you go travelling - tip. when you are travelling don't always take the easy option. It's so much more fun and cheaper to do it as the locals do. Why thank you. When I love something and I am passionate about it, I always give it 100% and become the best I can. I suppose you already know that though and diving is no different x Dunx - You forget my man, I'm a nice boy! Big Stan - just keep them coming who ever you are. Miffy x x

I was in the supermarket yesterday, absentmindedly pushing my trolley along when I bumped into this bloke. I said, "Sorry mate, i'm looking for my wife." He says, "That's a coincidence i'm looking for my wife too." I said, "What does your wife look like?" he says, "She's Swedish, six foot tall, long blonde hair, long tanned legs, wearing a short mini-skirt." He says, "What does your wife look like?" I said, "Forget about her, let's find your's!" I'm here all week! Centrifugal force!

Morning Bro, how you doing? Still no job, but plenty of football on to keep me enterained. Just back from a stag do in Poland. 18 of us spent 3 nights in Wroclaw (ryanair fly there on the cheap!) celebrating the impending marriage of my mate Georgie. We arrived on Friday afternoon and all immediately got dolled up in Hawaiian shirts for the first night of carnage. Polish beer is about 6% and only ~£1 a pint which as you can imagine is a lethal combination. We all got tanked, threw the stag into a fountain and then found a bar to watch poland play equador. Unfortuneatley Poland lost which meant the locals weren't in party mood, but we remained undetered. The relentless beerage led me to black out in the toilet of a polish bar though!! Due to the collection drunkeness and fragmentation of the group nobody noticed and i came round at 1am with 3 hours of my life missing! I safely made it back to the hotel and got my head down ready for stage two. First up on Sat was the England game. We all settled down in an irish bar and watched as England scrapped three points in a less than convincing manner. After this it was back to the hotel to dress for white night. The idea was to dress from head to toe in white, with any accessories highly encouraged. Any colour (including logos) would be penalised with a drinking forfeit. Obviously the stag was singled out from the group in a fetching black womens boob tube and black leggings. I was bedecked in white linen trousers and shirt, a beautiful pair of white slip on's, a white trilby and some 80's white sweat bands. As a group we looked quality and got plenty of attention from the locals, especially when we once again dumped the stag in the fountain! We ended up clubbing and got back at some ridiculous hour in the morning. Sunday was a little more tame. As it was a beautiful day we just spent the day sat outside the bars in the main square chewing the fat and watching the world go by. At night the stag was adament that he didn't want to got in the fountain for a third time, so halfway through one of the round the entire group poured the remainder of their drinks over him instead! The funniest thing was the polish guy who apon seeing this raced from the next bar and also threw his beer over Georgie. This guys timing was perfect! The flight back on monday was gruelling due to the three day hangover i had accrued but it was a great trip, though not as good as yours by the looks of it!! Keep up the journal and pictures, it's good to see what your up to. I'm off to defrost the freezer, Ben Joke: Two weasels are sitting at a bar. One starts to insult the other.
He screams: "I've slept with your mother!"
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens for what the other weasel will say.
The first one yells again: "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
At last, the other says: "Go home, dad, you're drunk."

Nice updates pal. Nice to see you've got yourself a little hareem going on there. Good skills. Keep up the good work dirty boy.