Hey Batman!

Well....that certainly topped the list of the most difficult thing I've had to do this year - I hate goodbyes!

Thanks for sharing the last 6months with me - we've had the best time ever and I'll never forget it.  Can't believe it's flown by so quickly and that you're now nearly home.

Good Luck sorting stuff out back in Blighty.  Can't say I'm envious that you'll be back behind a desk in a couple of weeks.... 

Anyway - can't wait to see you when I get back and I'll speak to you soon.  Off to have a look around rainy Auckland on me lonesome now!

Lots of Love Meee xxx

Cant believe its been a year since you were in the UK. I've enjoyed following your trip around the world. Have a safe journey back to the UK x

Miffy it has been great following your adventures, thanks for sharing

See you soon,

Paul, Sharron , Toby and Aimee

A woman walks into a pharmacy and tentatively approaches the pharmacist. The pharmacist, seeing her hesitancy, asks if there is anything that he can do for her. She asks him in a quiet voice, "Do you carry extra large condoms?" He points to where they are and asks if she wants to purchase a box. She says, "No, but do you mind if I wait here until someone does?"

I'm here all week!

Centrifugal Force!

PS. Looking forward to seeing you when you get back,

Big Bro Simmons

Its great im really enjoying it. Every day is different. I bet your really looking forward to the UK :-)

Laura - Hope you had an amazing time in Cube..! What's it like? That would be great and look forward to the email and have a catch up over a beer.

Big Stan Hibbert - I got to know one thing before I finish travelling. Who are you...? Still lovin your work. 

GroupSex Jim - How lovely to hear from you big boy. No, that was a scream of laughters when I saw your third nipple (it's a family site..!). Anyway I have emailed ya.

Enty - Glad to hear that you aren't trying to kill your student this time..! See you soon

 Curly, don't give me those eyes..! You lazy tyke, how did that go down at work? Well as I am skint it will have to be a 'drunk half your body weight in alcohol' but it will have the same affect on me I'm sure!  That's me drunk and a broken eyebrow like the last time I drunk in Bolton

Leander - how the devil are you? It was my first night in Bankok near a year to the day we started chatting. Well, rambling after that bottle of vodka we shared. Will do, stay in touch

Jen - How is the police work? Have you seen Hot Fuzz the recent movie..? Well funny. I'm back in the UK on Wed 02 May. Take care

Love Miffy x x x

Hey Miff. Looks like your having an amazing time. I cant believe its nearly been a year since you set off on your travels. When you back in the UK?? Take Care x

Hey...still sound like your having an amazing time..can't believe it has been almost a year since I met you in Thailand! Uk is as fab as ever so don't hurry back!

Enjoy the rest of you time!

Leander

Hi Miff,

Not looked at your site in ages - your NZ pics look fab, I'm exhausted just looking at all the adventures you've had! I'm back at work next week - I figured after having 7 months off that I needed another month to get back into the swing of things (translation - partying and watching This Morning!) Well being home sucks and the tan lasted about 2 weeks - I need a holiday! Anyway I've mailed you so I'll keep it short and sweet. Keep on doing what you're doing as it looks great and I'll see you for your 'let's drink our own body weight in alcohol' welcome home do! Lots of love xxx

Miffy....

must say a little hello, sounds from your posts that your still living it up!!! I've just returned back from chamonix - no drama this time! But we did go back to where we got avalanched.

If you go sea kayaking and meet someone called craig jones nickname (crazy) then say hi! my mate who lives in NZ is actually here in the UK for a month before heading back to work at an outdoor centre in able tasman.

speak soon bro

How's it going big boy? Like the sound of the bungey jump, bet you did scream like a girl... you always did for me. Summer is nearly here so before you get back to the mundane work crap come down for some Devon life. My mates just bought a speedboat, probably not as exciting as the gorge speedboat experience but we could play chicken with a few navy frigates..

Speak soon, love your work

A headmaster sitting in his office. It's break time and he's got a brew on the go when there's a knock on the door. In comes Miss Griffiths the geography teacher, very flustered. "Whats up?" he says. "Headmaster, its the fifth formers. I'm having a terrible trouble with them. I caught them in the corridor gambling." "Really" says the headmaster, "what were they gambling on?" "Well, they were seeing how could wee up the wall the highest." "What did you do?" asked the headmaster. "Well I hit the roof!" "Really" says the headmaster, "how much did you win?."

I'm here all week!!

Centrifugal force!!