Hi Miff,

Nice to see what you are up to on your travels and that you are keeping safe and well. Seems travelling the world isn't as dangerous as a night out in Bolton! The pictures are fab and gets me excited for when my time comes. Well done on the diving, but then I could have put money on you being good at that. x x x Jules

Hello Miffy... Sounds like your having a fab time! I love reading your journal entries and looking at the superb pictures. I am really tempted to get some of the scenery pics printed for the wall in my lounge! Wish I had the guts to be doin what you are but the insects and the local creatures really do put me off :o) talk to you soon... Sam x x

Hi, Miff the site just gets better the bigger it gets!
That is some mean looking cap you've got on there!
If you stayed up half the night to watch the footie, I'll bet you were just as disapointed as the offshore crew (England were garbage wern't they!..and I'm being polite there!)
Anyway, enjoy the rest of the diving, sounds like your'e really hooked to it! Cheers.

Hi Matthew, did you watch the match yesterday? what did you think of the game?
Your photos look good, we are getting ready for our holiday, next week. We have got the Gorleston rangers tournament this weekend. what did you think of our web site? bye bye now going out for picnic xx

Enty - yeah and I'm having a good time. You just get us to been out of control of situation and as long as you are safe it's all cool. The jungle pictuires are now available old son. Katie - your time will come and a tip is save up as there is so much you will want to do!. Hope you are still enjoying uni. Big Stan - still lovin teh jokes and i've still got no idea who you are! But that cool with me. Jwillie - hows me willy? (private joke) Lovely to hear from you, I'm back in Kho to complete my rescue diving course now! All will be explained in the journal entry coming soon, so shay tuned in. Giders - Whats you new surname then old girl? Mrs/property of?? I'm going to be in Borneo for about a month and sipadan is place I want to visit and dive. Not yet but will be doing a thai cooking course in Chang Mai soon! I can't remember you or chanters leaving any thai green cyurry the last time I cook it for you.... Will your hubby let you? Clive - still haven't got those picture yet, pull your finger out he he. Sally - It wasn't the mozzies that were the problem, it was the leeches! Please refer to picture of Taman Negara National park. Jenny - Congratulations on your news and from a tall platform if ellie understands that? Aunty Ann - I did stare a gin and tonic bucket with a canadian girl and it was gooooood - especially with a squeeze of lime beautiful and lovely to hear from you. Gaz - no idea mate its pretty simple though! I'd rather good diving with you in the red sea if you fancy it one day? I bet that was messy! and lovely the nicknames. Simon is officially hard as nails but I still reckon I could have him in a fight he he Catch you soon. Mrs S aand Graham - I'll have to do some research soon to check it out. Its nothing I said but I've stopped emailing all the girls all day long so I reckon they are bored and have left! No explanation of why the men have left.... Lisa - Well keep logging in and keep smiling. No spiders in the jungle this time but leeches and insect bats. Reg - Get yourself out and into thesun and fry yourself pink like all true british men do! Coming home is a long way off and I got lots more to achieve too. It's certainly better than working for a living that for sure! Take care. Dan - love the joke and I'll look at the website next. Hope you had a good time in Monte Carlo! Dunx - sorry for yeah pal and after all that work and investment! More than welcome to hook up - bring your guitar as it will make us more interesting! Laura - Elaphants are amazing I must admit and i'm looking forward to meeting you in oz and your email. Paul - Elephants are so cool and really really remind me of grandad which is nice and makes me very reflectful if that is achually a word! I'm hope to meet more elephants. Signing out for now, Miffy x x x

Hi Miffy

Great pictures, Toby loved the elephant ones.

Hi Miffy, sorry to hear about the tooth! All the pictures look great - really pleased to see the elephants making an appearance, they're fab!! Can't wait to be there, I think you could be the cause of a mass exodus out of the UK at this rate. we are all so envious! Will send you a proper email this weekend. Take care, Laura xx

Hello moogli. top pix. The Kho Sok park seems absolutely amazing.
Got some bad news about the band, our singer has jacked it in to persue a career in the dispicable legal profession. I'm absolutely devestated. Feel like jacking it all in and going out there to join you pal!!
Oh well, at least the sun's shining and England are gonna win the World Cup!
Hope your tooth gets better....

Dunx.

Dan.... like the joke!

As jokes seem to appear from Big Stan here's one for your travels

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Alright Miff, glad to see that your having a ball over there. I'm awaiting the next update that you promised in your last e-mail and here's the pictures from Monte Carlo. Thought putting them on a website would be the best way to let you see them. I'll have a lot more in a few weeks when they get through so i'll let you know when its updated. Carry on enjoying the buckets and get out of the jungle before the world cup starts!!!
Link: http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g73/dannyscott27/

I'm having terrible problems with my car. Took it into the garage yesterday. Went to pick it up and the mechanic says to me,"Stan, i've got good news and i've got bad news." I said "What's the bad news?". He says "You're brakes are gone, finished, kaput, i can't fix em!" I said "What's the good news?" He said "I've made your horn louder!!!" I'm here all week! Centrifugal Force!