last day in bangkok. havent done much for the last 4 days except drink beer and walk the surrounding streets trying to avoid the constant offers of suit sellers and nicey nicey massagey boom boomy pedallars. Met a nice couple and went to a well dodgy ping pong show. Wasnt going to go to one. Not my thing but Tim and Bridgit forced me into it...

That was a bit ridiculous to say the least. Tim did get one of the girls to write his name with a felt pen in her punanny. various other items were fired in alternate directions across the room: bananas darts etc....funny but disturbing

Got accosted by some lady boys the other night but managed to get the hell out o dodge with my tackle and my ass intact before they could catch me.........the area was well seedy with tons of old expat western dudes with each their own ting tong from tooting if you know what i mean...

met some dude from colorado and achick from glasgow. they seemed ok but couldnt take the glasgow accent too long. and that guy said battambang
(place in cambodia) about 75 times in about 20 minutes. bottom bang indeed!

not much else to say about bangkok. off to koh samui on a bus/ferry tonight.

bring on the beach. gonna get my padi diving licence this week hopefully.

laters

schofield