Is the website still too slow for you to post out there? If so, let me know (as I suggested on the phone the other night) and I will get onto the webmaster again.

I fear the fans will give up on this web site if we dont get a bit more input from the travelling duo!

Perhaps other users would like to comment on the current level of customer satisfaction?

Drive safely when you take to the road once more.

lots of love xxxxxx

Big Marge regrets to state 'scales broken'. Rift Valley sub branch rep, Njoroge, keeps repeating  mealtime mantra - 'kidogo sana Mzee Alistair - lakini ....' he no hear!!

No word from Big Marge for a while?

Has the member in Africa reached his target weight or did the scales break?

Great to talk to you last night and that you had brilliant time with Kate.

Hope you remembered to give Dolly your number so she could Skype you.

Ukraine 2 Scotland 0

Also, Croatia 2 England 0

Hello!  Hope the trucking still going well.  Despite the all-singing, all-dancing formula being impossible to load on third world internet this is the only website other than those of an educational nature that isn't filtered by my school firewall so off exploring must have something right!  It is great to have some travel based escapism for those rare spare moments that are too short to mark or plan in.  School is going well although I seem to spend every second busy and as I live with another teacher our flat is slowly vanishing under an ever increasing tide of paper, washing, half drunk cups of tea and school based banter!  How exciting about the tortoise... we have to slam on the breaks because of elephants in the road in Nambia... so cool!

Best,

Miss G xx 

Thrilled that you have collected our Kate and would very much appreciate if you would return her to St. Andrews in the same condition as she was sent except for a possible few non life altering Kenya experiences, i.e. no night walks with the elephants! Have a great week.

Sorry no letter from me when Kate arrived. Bloody post in London let us down and it didn't get to Kate's flat before she left so you will just have to wait until December to read my pearls of wisdom!

Great that you got thru Northern Kenya safely and have had a chance to wash AND, I gather, SHAVE!!! Your tache will never attain the luxuriant growth of your Scottish Godfather's  if you keep shaving it off!

Looking forward to seeing the photies of everywhere you have been since Egypt once you have had your break with Kate. Have a brilliant time and remember to be nice to her!!!!

Assuming that your mobile is still out of action, you saved yourself many 25p hits on Saturday as Killie were gubbed by Motherwell 5-0! Well were bottom and hadn't got a point at home all season. so not exactly a brilliant result!

Scotland v France this Saturday at Hampden so hopefully we get some sort of result, but not optimistic! 

Come on boys we know you have got to Naivasha and are clearly living in comfort once again so when do we get an update?

Have a horrible feeling it may be down to you henry as alastair may be otherwise engaged!

So pleased all has gone so well thus far. Mummys can now have a well earned week off from worrying about you both while you take a break!!

Dear Alastair and Henry

Have been following your journey with great interest, admiration, jealousy, envy etc...

The tales you'll have to tell on your return - should keep you in dinners for quite some time.

Interested to hear about the possibility of snakes in cars. We've only heard of snakes in planes back here.

Take care, have a great time and keep posting the postcards.

Love from Sue, Gordon, Islay and Jack

PS In response to earlier message Southend rules for Port Golf stipulate compulsory wearing of EITHER wetsuit OR brand new blazer.

Hi Alastair and Henry- Glad to hear that things are running to plan . Is the Disco behaving itself ? Intrigued to know if you have had to winch or dig yourselves out of any situations yet. Alastair - I have borrowed your golf grip thingy with the laser on the end - hours of cheap fun ! Promise to give it back on your return . Honest.