On my last day of work at Lloyds TSB Commercial Finance, I was kindly given this poem which was written by one of my colleagues, Cathy Rooney. Talented or what, don't you agree?!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * She's off to become a Shelagh Down in the Land of Oz, She's tired of Commercial Finance Going travelling b'coz Bondi Beach is calling Sunshine and Ice Cold Beer Ayers Rock, Perth and Sydney "Can see the pubs from here!" Will she return in ten weeks? A bronzed and Aussied Babe Will she "give a XXXX"? Decide to emigrate? Only time will tell for Laura As she hits those far-off shores Will she send some photo emails To us stay at home old bores? I did consider going too The Consulate and I had talks They said I could stay in the Outback With the rest of the old Crocs! So I'll leave it to Our Laura To represent Bonnie SCOTLAND I'll make do with Ardrossan And a bucket of VERY wet sand!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *