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Welllll we really don't know where to start, the buckets and sangsom are killing our brain cells, Lisa even forgot her own name for a minute today,no joke. We got the over night bus back from PIE to Bangkok, arrived at about 7 in the morning and ended up checking in to d&d again on Khaosan road, greeted again by the man who works at the suit shop next door saying "hiiiiii to much noisy" we decided we were gonna have our usual Sunday club but in the pool at d&d, so we started on the strawberry daiquiris at 10.45, after 3 of these we decided they weren't strong enough so we asked which was their strongest cocktail, we got told a Long Island has 5 alcohols, thanks son that'll do us. After this we decided it was a cheaper idea to go buy a litre bottle of sangsom (Thai rum) which cost about 230 baht which is under £5, we filled coke bottles with the sangsom and went back to the pool, safe to say we were a bit pissed so thought we'd introduce ourselfs to the majority of the pool. Before we knew it we were playing I have never with 3 lads who were stayin at our hotel, still sippin on our sneaky sangsom filled coke bottles. Tasha wanted us to play ring of fireso we sent them 3 ( Ryan,John & Brendan) off to get their selfs a bottle of sangsom too so we could all play ring of fire. Bearing in mind we'd only ate a boiled egg from the seven eleven each all day,not even with soldiers it got very messy. We really should have went to bed at this point but we went out on Khaosan road AGAIN haha, few buckets later and tasha was spewin and Lisa was generally just off the planet so we done our usual sprint out of the club, why do we allways think we're invisible when were steaming, haha after Lisa got her usual corn on he cob from the food cart,this time tryin to whack her own chicken kebabs on the woman's grill we ran to our room to collapse. After about 2 minutes we got a knock on the door, it was the 3 lads we'd bn out with looking slightly confused as to why we just sprinted out of the club haha. After this is all a blur, they wherein our room havin a crack, we were in their room havin a crack, we were up at the pool havin a crack and we all woke up in completely wrong rooms with hangovers from hell, our room looked like a s ene from the hangover, how excited we're we for our massive treck down south to Koh samui haha. So finally arrived at koh samui and go straight to the beach, buy a coconut each and totally pass out.. We were woken by the random man next to us who tasha kept giving creepy eye contact too to say bye.. Haha! Come back to our sweaty room and get ready to go out.. Obviously wanting to go to ark bar which is unreal, absolutely out of this world amaze balls.. The dj dan is also the fittest man on the entire planet.. Beautiful is an understatement, after a few changs some random man who keeps hopping around the dance bit comes over to join us.. Aslan, he turns out to be a massive bell end.. As if the star jumps and dance routine weren't enough of a give away haha, so while he tried talking to the bracelet lady we took off to another table.. We had an amazing view of the fireshow and the fit dj, best seats ever.. Fireshow was so unreal we decided to go again the next night, drank on balcony first and listened to Bob Marley.. Totally chilled this obviously didn't last long about 10 mins after we got to ark bar 2 buckets down and we were on the tables raving away, trying our best to make new friends we were now raving with 2 Israelites and 2 Australians,neither of which had the best banter but they were generous with their buckets so we thought canny lads. After the diets of living on boiled eggs it went right out the window after stopping at a seven eleven on the way home and Lisa practically bought something from every aisle in the shop, massive munches. After the feast we passed out. Woke up in the sweaty room and felt sooooo ill, Lisa actually thought shed had a stroke, the whole left side had gone and felt blind in the left eye. Tasha thought she had a broken toe and we had loads of Polaroid photos of us with monkeys.safe to say today we haven't drank a single drop of alcohol. We're so tempted to stay few more nights here but were gonna move to Phuket tomorrow were so excited to get to our air con room, our bus is 8 in morning before 2 hour boat to Surat Thani then a bus to Phuket should get us their around 5 pm. The tans are coming on we'll and tashas got a really brown left arm too haha,when u see the photos you'll see what we mean. We'll give yas the Phuket crack soon :) Phuket we hope your ready for dj lis and mc turbulence (our new names) xx
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