Sooooo pattaya was brill, had an amazing time considering its just like Amsterdam 10 times over. We done a boat trip for 150 baht which is like 3.00. Took us to 3 different beaches they were lush, found ourselfs "judging" all the Chinese takin their own photos we were like " god look at them man they makin calendars" before we knew it we were prancing around the sea with "props" doin our own calendar. For sale in December haha. We found a lush restaurant in pattaya where we sat out on the sea looking over the whole of pattaya and the big pattaya sign. We went to a ping pong show, hilarious. Would've stayed longer if we hadn't got sat next to a propper jobs worth from Iran who felt the need to give us a running commentary " that's paper, that's a pen" arrrrgh. We left their then went for a few more drinks on walking street and played jackpot. After 2 nights we headed back to Bangkok on the local bus, 2 hours which cost £2. Recognised by the man from our first Bangkok hotel who used to say to us "too much lovely, too much nice" after knowing us a fe days he now calls us "too much noisy" . We got on the overnight bus at bkk at 6 pm, met 2 nice girls from Scotland who were also coming up to chiang mai so we met up last night for a few drinks. Their was some right idiots on the bus, stuck with them for 12 hours, wasn't bad till they split up and some sat in front of us,some behind and continuously passed a picnic back n forward over our heeds! The girls we met had money stolen on the bus, we were fine thanks to bein over cautious, it's allways ok to sleep with ur bags wrapped around ur head and legs haha. Nobody's Robbin us like. When we got to buddy guest house we passed out considering the utter dive of the room.broken toilet and wooden beds were the least of our problems haha.we complained & got moved rooms.didnt finish their,Lisa loves a complaint and we finally settled after 3 room changes. The hotel boy johnny hates us, but we hate him he's mingen and spits all over ya with his Grammy gob when he talks. We went to the chiang mai night bazaar last night, obviously browsing the stalls with a spy wine in our hands. Bought loads for about £20 including our silk jobs, silk dressing gowns were lookin reem! Then we met the girls we'd met on the bus and went for drins at The Red Lion haha,you can take the girls outa England but ya can't take the England out the girls. Then we went into a bar complex filled with loads of lady boy bars, they were lovely had a laugh with them whilst tasha discussed hair extensions with them haha. Woke up early excited for our free breakfast, we've not made one yet because of the hangovers. Johnny said their wasn't much left, hated him even more then so we were trekking the streets at 7am looking for breakfast. Today we just chilled around chiang mai,went and saw a few temples, had a foot n leg massage before we had dinner then came home to get changed for the night safari. O my god night safari was amazing, done a walk trail first walking around seeing tigers,lions crocodiles,sharks and everything u could think of. Then we got on the safari tram where we drove through a jungle,the animals come right up to the tram and we were feeding giraffes,bears,deers and zebras with our hands it was unreal. No zoo will ever compare. Then their was a light and fountain show,we'll post the video on here so up can all see. We had our photos taken with a baby tiger and fed it with a bottle,it was called freddy. We've been back to the night bazaar tonight for more hippy clothes haha and the most amazin frozen yoghurt. We're home now getin packed ready to move to another place called pai where were stayin in a wooden hut. Anywhere will beat the buddy sweat house haha. Oh johnnys just been back up again to fix the shower,it was flooding,he said our hair extensions had blocked the plug! No chance were mingen we haven't washed our hair in the 2 days we've been here, hate johnny! Haha. We'll let yous know what Pai was like when we get back to Bangkok before we go down south. We miss sangsom buckets up here so were gonna have a balcony Sesh in our hut tomorrow. Speak soon guys miss u all love lis and tash xxxxxxxxxcc