Left the massive sweat house today thank god, not before we left johnny with a blocked shower again the massive bell end.. Left the bin even fuller, got picked up by a monster truck with a radgey driver.. Massive moodypants, took off monster truck & put on mini van all the way to pai, filled with other travellers.. Worst road ever, 3 hours on the road from hell, even tho Lisa kipped most the way AGAIN! Thank god there wasn't a randomer next to her again, seen macauly culking at services.. Trying to go halfs on everyone's scran cheeky little b*****..and seenn johnny depp the scruffy sort, telling all his made up stories to loads of other travellers.. Got dumped in the middle of pai, massive sweaty town.. Tried to get a taxi to 'the pai resort' of course no one knew where the hell this was! And now we know why!! We're currently in the middle of the jungle in a wooden hut. Wrapped in towels and all our clothes under a mosquito net scared to move, had a dead good night got pissed with a rasta would tell yous his name but he changes it everyday due to getting massively mortal all the time and forgetting it.. Shots since 12. Defo our kind of crack :) we have now totessssss sobered up.. Had one of the scariest experiences of our lives.. Getting pissed in a town where no-one knows where your jungle hut is is never a good idea, spent about a hour on the back of a motorbike searching for this s***hole.. Lisa got so angry she chucked her corn on the cob away. So after driving round in circles for half a hour we jumped off and decided to walk.. It was dark n junglish we were dead scared, thought we were hard and could deal with it till a pack of wild dogs bloody tried to eat us.. After s***ting ourselves we finally found the hut.. On the way to the hut tasha gets attacked by a bat.. Massively hit her in the face.. Left a mark on her arm so thought shed been bit. Got in the room deciding to calm down and chill with a Chang.. Lisa then goes for a fag and starts screaming.. The bat/monster thing has only gone n got in our room when she opened the door, hid in the toilet for half a hour discussin team tactics.. This involved hairspray, flip flops & body armour #towels.. We sprayed it with hairspray and it didn't even flinch chucked a few things and it went mental, it was the size of a fatmans fist.. Massive, the women who owns the hotel then came to see what all the fuss was about.. Where was she half an hour ago?! Anyway she got it out.. Now we have a lizard in the bathroom.. Countdown the hours till our next s***hole wooooo, 11 hours to go, lots of love tasha n Lisa xxxxxxxxx