So the wildlife lessons this week are monkeys have bright blue tackle... new one on me!!! You sex crocodiles by stickin yer finger up their arse n feelin for a pin like object.... n no before you think it this wasn't on the 101 things to do before you die... I managed to refrain from that experience!!!

Kayaking with the hippos n crocs was kinda interestin... a moment or two of sheer terror when they started movin towards us quite quickly not helped by the fact that the kayak wiz takin in water feckin fast too.... thanks everyone for the offers of nappies and incontenence pads but I'm now copin and think I will save you the postage!!!

Driving eperiences just keep gettin better n better sittin in the back of beat up old trucks that don't slow down for speed bumps n pot holes.... catapolt you two foot in the air then everyone looks at me like I'm some kinda freak when I scream feckin hell.... maybe I haven't changed after all!!! Holdin on to all your belongings cause the back has fallen down and we are not stoppin to put it back up.... thank feck its the belongs that might fall out n not me!!! Then the best of all is playin dodge with the donkeys, cows n goats at full speed.... not sure we are always on the same wave length on which way to go!!!

A night out in st lucia is pretty good craic... live music that even plays sweet home alabama... I'm sold on babushca's!!! A homecoming party that they fill balloons wi drink tie them to the roof and then lift up the quine to pop them.... personally I think I would pass on that one but it obviously works for them.... one dance and the guys swear undying love for you.... "how can i convince u that i love u".... "u can't so feck off".... anyone would think they would take the hint not then ask for your number!!!

Anyways I hope you are gettin the jist of africa being an amazing place.... quite different from home but unforgettable experiences!!!