So this blog is coming direct from a sunburnt scottish girl who currently has her ankle strapped up.... I'm tryin to convince richard that its too sore to drive the first leg of the road trip however not too sure he's bought into that one!!!! I think the story you want to here is that I fell over whilst tryin to escape the grips of a hungry lion and it definately sounds better so I'll maybe just leave it like that!!!! Have finished off our teaching at the local...

OK so its been a hard week for me this week.... I have expereinced theft in south africa first hand.... i have had a near death experience climbing mountains and i have single handedly wrestled with crocodiles.... ok i thought i'd make it sound interestin for u all!!! So i'm fresh back from wrestlin crocodiles.... shame i don't come from dundee cause I could have a new knickname!!! Ok so slight exageration.... so far I've managed to kill two of the little sucke...

So the wildlife lessons this week are monkeys have bright blue tackle... new one on me!!! You sex crocodiles by stickin yer finger up their arse n feelin for a pin like object.... n no before you think it this wasn't on the 101 things to do before you die... I managed to refrain from that experience!!! Kayaking with the hippos n crocs was kinda interestin... a moment or two of sheer terror when they started movin towards us quite quickly not helped by the fact ...

Ok so one week in and I'm going to set your expectations low on the update frequency for the blog.... Weekly is going to be the most you get as I've already tries this once and the connection failed.... yes I was doing my usual F**** b*****!!! One week is enough to make some great friends, laugh a lot, have some bloody brilliant experiences and have some interestin stories to tell!!! I've learnt that corocodile and antelope taste ok... "tastes like chike...