DAY 8: CAIRO We woke up after sleeping for a very long time and decided on a trip to giza zoo! We were followed and hounded by hundreds of little small children and efyptian locals, as a result mr fat and smelly zoo keeper rescued us for a private tour of the zoo. This resulted in us having photos with lions, baby aligators, camelions, bears which we fed, hippos, peacocks, and an atempt with an albino anaconda!! clearly kim ran a mile hence no photo of her!! we ...

Day 4: ASWAN This morning was a 3am wake up call at which we were very unimpressed at but had to catch the police convoy to travel to abu simbel, yes another brekkie in a box situation! having not stopped for 3 hours we arrived at abu simbel and having waited for kim for about 30 minutes in the toilet we proceeded to the temples, however we literally walked down, saw the outside and took a couple of photos before brims stomach decided it was going to heave all ...