Capybara
Good day to you. My name is Charles the 3rd and I hail from the Lovely county Oxfordshire. I love it here in the Pampas of Bolivia. I spend my time with my family on the side of the Yacuma River watching the tourists go by. I do enjoy a jolly good swim from time to time and I am a marvelous fisher if I can say so myself!
Size: 4, Speed: 2, Weapons: 2
DEADLY RATING: 3........DEADLY!!

Caiman
Elo, I am Carlos but you can call me 'El Matador'. Chicks dig it as it makes me sound dangerous, you know! I Love the sun hombre and I left my beautiful Mexico for the Yacuma as I couldn't stand to listen any more stupid Americanos on spring break, I dont wear a sombrero only Gringo's do this. I like to wear fashionable things like leather boots and kashmir scarfs, you know esse!
Size: 3, Speed: 4, Weapons: 4
DEADLY RATING: 4........DEADLY!!

Pink River Dolphin
Yesh, nice to mkeet you I am Bob, Bob Van Der Bart. Dis is where I am living in the Pampos of Bolivia, it's very nice yesh! I am the younger of my brothersh chey love to fish, yesh. I love to play wizh the 'turistas' (I am learning the Spanish). I can play the fuzball very well just like the Ronaldo! It's O.K. Yesh? My Favorite shing is to get touched by the 'turistas' if they are nice yesh. My besht turistas came two times, vierd yesh? They vere Lara and Ed vhich arn't Dutch names but they vere very nice, yesh. I really mish them like I miss the vindows of Amsterdam!! Size: 4, Speed: 5, Weapons: 3
DEADLY RATING: 4........DEADLY!!

White Throat Heron
Vas is das? I must be leaving now und my name is Wilhelm from Dusseldorf. Bitter don't look at me I am on holiday, YAH!
Size: 4, Speed: 4, Weapons: 2
DEADLY RATING: 3........DEADLY!!

Squirrel Monkey
Oh-Hor-Hon, elo, elo, elo. Je suis Jaques Custaeu and I piss on myself! Mi Oui? I have many friends in the trees we adore le discoteque dans le Pampas. we don't like Carlos le Caiman, he always has his big mouth open ready to eat us like chataeubrian on a friday night en Paris? Luckily we are tres bien at climbing dans le trees! Better luck next time Carlos 'El Baggette'!
Size: 1, Speed: 4, Weapons: 2
DEADLY RATING: 2........DEADLY!!

Howler Monkey
"The wind in the north can be seen when the moon is red?"........You are not the operative Purple Chicken? I am sorry I cannot disscuss anything further or Mother Russia will hunt me down and peel my fur like a delicious banana! (Boris Chechov, the undercover spy placed in the Pampas during the Cold war to collect data, he is still hunting Purple Chicken and will do probably until he meets his end.)
Size: 3, Speed: 3, Weapons: 2
DEADLY RATING: 2........DEADLY!!

Owl Monkey
Gud day mate! Bloody schorcher init today? I just was out last night had at least 10 stubbies, can't remember a flaming galah mate! woke up next to Charles the Capybara who was livid to see me and kept shouting at me with that pomyvoice of his! Gotta go now as I wanna watch re-runs of Skippy on the box mate. I'm Shiela by the way from Adelaide.
Size: 1, Speed: 3, Weapons: 1
DEADLY RATING: 1........DEADLY!!

Hautzin
Hi yall, my name is Pamela, but yall can call me Pam. I am from good ol' Liberal Texas. 'Hey yall back home' Yuo want any gum, I got loads helps me to talk to the Pampas?? It was so quiet before me and my buddies got here! Sometimes we just talk all day long. some folks joke around and tell us to shut our pie holes, we know that they all consider us the music of the river!! There is so much great food here that we just eat all day, good job we got 4 stomachs! Shame I can only fly for 20 seconds, but people tell me it's cuz I'm big boned!
Size: 3, Speed: 1, Weapons: 1
DEADLY RATING: 1........DEADLY!!

Red Bellied Pirana
I am Meshca from Israel and I am surronded by all my Israeli friends, we love to kill anything we can see! We do not care for the nature it is for us to exploit! 'LOOK MEAT!' (unfortunatly Meshca got caught and is now being served to a hungry tourist......not a huge loss!)
Size: 2, Speed: 4, Weapons: 5
DEADLY RATING: 4........DEADLY!!

Amazon Kingfisher
I used to be an investment banker in Helsinki (my home town), London and Stockholm but I got restless and came to try my hand at fishing in the Pampas. I love it here and so do my friends! I am Henrick but in the Pampas I have been named the 'Kingfisher'- I must have a knack for it!!!???
Size: 2, Speed: 5, Weapons: 3
DEADLY RATING: 4........DEADLY!!

Two Toed Sloth
Jah Man, had to cut off me dreads as twas so hot in here man! Like me old man use to say 'one love, one Ziggy is stupid, Ziggy is lazy!' But me and me little man Bob, Bob Van Der Bart are like always chill man, he gets me! Peace my brothers and remember Jah is with you!
Size: 3, Speed: 1, Weapons: 1
DEADLY RATING: 1........DEADLY!!

Turtles
Murray: "Brett?"
Brett: "Present"
Murray: "Jermaine?"
Jermaine: "Present"
Murray: "Murray?.............Present. Good now to the order of the day, we are going on a little trup."
Jermaine: "Not to the rock again?"
Murray: "Yis, to the rock again. But this time I get time I git to go on top??!"
Brett: "AAhh thats not fair! I wanna be ontop."
Jermaine: "But you were ontop last time!"
10 minutes later ...................
Murray: "Right so, I'm on the bottom, Jermaine on top of me and Bre.."
Brett: "Ah quick swim there's a boat!"
Murray: "I've had enough of this lets get our stuff and git bak to New Zealand, it's much safer there!"
Size: 2, Speed: 2, Weapons: 2
DEADLY RATING: 2........DEADLY!!