On the boat from koh samui over to the mainland I met Robert, a dutch computer programmer! He's travelling for 6 months before starting his new job for 'google' in San Francisco!!! Although a self confessed nerd, he still managed to lose a flipflop to the sea as he messed about with his camera!!! Is he the next Zuckerberg??? Only time will tell. After the first boat ride, we had a 3 hour bus journey where I looked for Perth jobs on gumtree! We got to the west c...

After a 2 hour boat ride from koh tao, past koh phan yang to koh samui, we arrived at our nice hotel called chewang palace! I was able to hand my washing into reception as I dare sleep in this bed without my liner and use their towels! We headed out down chewangs, walking street and found a great Italian, where I had the cheesiest lasagne ever and a great sex on the beach! I did a spot of shopping and got another tshirt, pair of ray bans, an ed hardup bikini a...

Well that's my first sunbathing day since I've been here n it was fab! Although it was cloudy I am now blick as ever!!! Eating corn on the cob and bananas on the beach got me slightly towards my 5 a day and the lil local kids were great entertainment to watch diving into the water whilst pulling up their rather large swimming shorts!!! Meal n drinks at waves before an early nite for our long journey tomorrow :0)

There were some Japanese people at our resort and I wanted to integrate so I tried smiling at each and every one of them but just got nothing back, not even a blink!!! I've seen a lot of strange things being eaten here in Thailand including chicken feet, cockroach type thingies, terrantulas and I'm just wondering where they cross the line! Surely they dont wake up in the morning, see a spider in the bath and think, 'lovely, I'll save that fried rice til tomora'?...

Fourth and final day in koh tao! I wrote my post cards but was unable to send them as it's Sunday, doh!!! I then went to the apple shop n put 50 tunes, 2 films n 'an idiot abroad' series on my phone for a tenner!!! We then went to the local Market which looked excellent on the poster! After driving round for a while on the back of sallys moped, we finally found it, only to find all of 2 lil stands, however Sally bought something for Emma so all was good! Manage...