So apparently it is acceptable to serve fish and noodles for breakfast to someone when they serve eggs and hash browns to the person sitting next to you.

The first stop on this adventure is in Guangzhou, China where we are collectively forced to spend 12+ hours in an airport that looks and smells worse than your grandmothers armpits.

This of course provides for some hilarious laughs when the clash of languages is so far and in between. Amanda met the worlds greatest saleswoman at Duty Free who managed to misinterpret everything she said and turn it into a sales pitch. Needless to say, she has spent all of her cash and must now resort to sleeping on the streets. But at least she looks good right?

Rob constantly keeps asking where he is and every time we walk we see that he is 43 m behind staring into a shop. He was asking a woman about how to call home on a public phone and she helped up to the point that she decided she no longer wanted to help, and then reverted to saying that she doesn't understand English.

A 62 year old Chinese man with brown gums and no teeth called me beautiful. I helped him light his cigarette, he helped my ego grow.

Gotta love China.

Not to mention this is only hour 2 on our 15 hour lay over here, I'll write a new blog entry before we leave for LA. I'm sure it will be scathing and b****y, something akin to Perez Hilton but where I've literally cut out all the fat.

ARC
(Amanda, Rob and Chris)

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