LA-me. Ha. Los Angeles California you deceptive b****** you. Everything is so f***ing strange here. The homeless are so aggressive (in comparison to the ones of Brunswick st who wash their teeth and tell people to "have a good day" when you brush them off but this LA breed of homeless man is pushy, dirty and for having a terrible vocabulary certainly know how to call you "c*** 45 different ways. I went to a gym that was called "24 Hour Gym" and was told that...

So apparently it is acceptable to serve fish and noodles for breakfast to someone when they serve eggs and hash browns to the person sitting next to you. The first stop on this adventure is in Guangzhou, China where we are collectively forced to spend 12+ hours in an airport that looks and smells worse than your grandmothers armpits. This of course provides for some hilarious laughs when the clash of languages is so far and in between. Amanda met the worlds g...

"Chris! Start packing." Me: "What? No. I have heaps of time yo. Just chill out Jesus." Ok so that turned out to be a problem. I effectively tried to push back the inevitable suitcase pack, as I didn't want to come to the grim realization that I unfortunately only seem to own disgusting things. What to put in the backpack? -4 books that I began, never finished. -a change of t shirt -UNO cards -deodorant (for the sake of everybody else) - DONE and done....