LA-me. Ha. Los Angeles California you deceptive b****** you. Everything is so f***ing strange here.

The homeless are so aggressive (in comparison to the ones of Brunswick st who wash their teeth and tell people to "have a good day" when you brush them off but this LA breed of homeless man is pushy, dirty and for having a terrible vocabulary certainly know how to call you "c*** 45 different ways.

I went to a gym that was called "24 Hour Gym" and was told that it wasn't in fact open 24 hours, that is just the gyms name, I can't freelance train there but I need a membership, a personal trainer and they have to anal bleach me on the counter top (ok I made one up, guess which one.)

We're all trying our hand at driving. It is so hilariously difficult that it makes you confuse even your lefts and rights.

We have been shopping our t*** off.

We have been drinking our livers into an oblivion.

Venice beach was cool.

LA just needs to calm the f*** down and stop forcing us to duck out to the toilet to pinch off a fresh biscuit every 5 mins because of their ground beef tacos.

f*** this, imma go get me some more diarrhea burritos.

C