Favourite quotes: "They all look so much younger when you're sober" They sure do Hun "Hi, my names Arron, but you can call me Utopia" No problem Uut "If I was a man i'd definitely be a drag queen" - and a fine drag queen you would make my love. Tunes mostly listened to: Lisa Hannigan, Santogold and XX Days on holydays: 189 - yep, starting to get into the swing of things... What injures more tourists in Indonesia than anything ...

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.Likewise, here in Bali, every traveller must be in want of a sarong, massage, transport, or as is occasionally tendered jiggy jiggy.I quickly developed a composure of calm, zen-like indifference, walking through the streets of Kuta, ignoring the cacophony of services on offer. Arrived at the airport and was kindly picked up by Darek, somehow de...

Vital Statistics Days on hollyday: 27 Number of massages since last blog: 6 (could do better) Number of days I can go without carbs before going insane: 4 Music mostly listened to: Age of Aquarius After our night in Chumphon, Danny and I got the 7am ferry to Koh Tao, which with Thai logic necessitated a 5 am pick up.Koh Tao is a big diver hang out, with beautiful beaches and due to the 3 monsoon seasons a very lush and verdant landscape.The only problem wa...

Vital Statistics Number of days on hollydays: 17 Favourite quote to date "Really? I thought your sister was younger than you" Mwah ha ha ha ha Number of massages since last blog - zero!! Travesty! Favourite Thai phrase - "I like your brother very much" - Yes - I'm sure you do ; ) Though sadly pace of learning Thai slowing dramatically - trying to make up with enthusiasm what I lack in ability... Days taken to lose camera - 14 (I'm leavi...

Vital Statistics Days on hollyday: 9 Number of massages: 7 Number of mosquito bites: too numerous to count Number of over sharing expats: 3 - "So your girlfriend is 29 years younger than you and you feel a tad uncomfortable about that - er, hope it works out for you"; "So, you run the Chiang Mai AA, how interesting -hic" Number of Wats visited - 243 (ok, maybe 9 -but you've seen one wat...) Increase in Thai language: 1000% (ok -from a ...